Mrs Diggity and I had our two year anniversary this week. Just wanted to tell everyone that I think she's pretty much the best ever...Ok Anna Kournikova as the new trainer on The Biggest Loser? Was Patrick McEnroe not available? How about Jennifer Capriati? James Blake?...A Smurfs movie? All I can say is...what the smurf are they thinking?...I'm not gonna lie. The Oprah 2 day surprise special is kind of a self- worship extravaganza! And her last show was blah blah blah. OMG I realize you're a superstar but dang...GET OVER YOURSELF!...So Olivia won Biggest Loser. Scotty won American Idol, and Hines Ward won Dancing With the Stars. Now I don't have anything to do Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday nights...I hope everyone had a great Memorial Day weekend. Kinda lost track of the column this week. So it's gonna be a double-sized Diggity's for you. Get ready...Oh Jim Tressel. Thanks for trying to protect the kids. Maybe it's me but I learned right from wrong a long, long time ago. Since I can't run, jump, or throw a football, who am I to say that those abilities don't inhibit a guy's right/wrong meter?...America's Got Talent? Are you kidding me? "impersonating" the judges' farts is talent? If that's talent, I should be in showbiz...I'm not sure what the difference between a "burlesque dancer" and a stripper is. Umm, never mind. Mrs. D just found it on the web for me and read the difference to me...Just saw a commercial for some women's hygiene products. The tag line was "escape the bland" I think. I don't see where that particular product and not being bland really come into play. It's a maxi-pad, not a roller coaster ride...Watching ESPN and I've decided that my favorite basketball terms are: take it to the hole, penetration, and ball movement...It's awesome how an Outlaw Motorcycle Gang is abbreviated by the letters OMG...Because of SportsCenter, I just noticed that the WNBA season started. If it wasn't for that, I would have missed a whole season of jump shots and no entertainment. Now I have to purposely ignore it...Brian Sabean - you owe Scott Cousins an apology. It's baseball. You would have chided him for not running into a catcher if he was on your team...I'm not sure this is double-sized. I guess it's not the size of the post, it's the content.