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Flashback: Before Blog-banning was an option

 

You think this bait will lure him out?  Think these are clever or plageristic chops?  Think you wanna give it a try?  Can you think of anything else to do until 3 Sept or the next countdown post from Drew?

           

             The OBNUG Hillbillie

Come and listen to my story bout a man named Darth

A poor chemisteer, barely kept his family hearth

But then one day he was bloggin up some smack

And up from the web came a bubblin flack

Push-back that is, asceticism, attitude-check.

Well the first thing you know ol Darth’s a sputterin air

Bloggers said, “Darth move away from here”

Said, “forbidden sites are the place you ought to be”

So he locked up his password and moved away from OB…

NUG that is, PG-rated pools…corn-stars.

 

                DP’s Isle

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip

That started from a blogger board aboard a tiny chip…aboard a tiny chip

The Prophet was a mighty diode man, his kine was brave and sure

The bloggers all embarked that eve on a three reply tour…a three reply tour

The blogging started getting rough, the tiny chip was tossed

If not for the courage of the fearless Drew the website could be lost…the website could be lost

Darth’s chip’s aground on the shore of a humble website isle…

With 4E-BleedBlue, Belexes too, tmunson and reflectivity, the boiseblues, kcam and hummer-fans

here on OBNUG  Isle.

So this is the tale of our castaway, he’s “gone” for an unknown time


He'll have to make the best of things, it's an uphill climb…it’s an uphill climb

Drew Roberts and ol’ Kevan Lee will do their very best


to make the others comf'table in their ‘tronic island nest


No phone, no lights, no motor cars, not a single luxury

Like a Mountain West reception, it's primitive as can be…primitive as can be


So join us here each day my friends, you're sure to get a smile

To coax a self-banished castaway back here to OBNUG's Isle!

 

The Prophet’s

Meet Darth Prophet…

His blog style “rile”

Spell-check, will not

Disdain, his life

(Ruh roh!!  “Drew…stop this crazy thing…Drew!!!)

 

                Darth Prophetstone

Prophet, meet he Prophet, he’s a modern stone-age artifact

From the town of Detroit he can be a little tough to take


Let's ride with the Prophet down the street
Through the courtesy of his two feet

When you're with the Prophet, you'll have a yabba dabba doo time.
A scratch your head time
You'll have a cross-word time



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