There are now three things that you can see from space without a satellite: the Grand Canyon, the Great Wall of China, and this BW zit on my nose...Mrs. Diggity and I watch "Dancing With the Stars". I don't mind the negative that it might bring me. The thing that bothers me is that I know what to look for with ballroom dancing...Royals reliever Vin Mazzaro allowed 14 earned runs and 11 hits in 2 1/3 innings pitched Monday vs. the Indians. Slow pitch softball or Major League Baseball? You decide. And then they sent the kid down to AAA. Help him out, will you?...In 1987, I was a big Kirby Puckett fan so in turn I was a Minnesota Twins fan. In July of that year, I visited the Baseball Hall of Fame. The only Twin HOFer at the time? Harmon Killebrew. I immediately adopted him as my "old school" hero. That was also the summer I moved to Idaho. Purely coincidence that we were within the same state. R.I.P. Mr. Killebrew...I have no appropriate comment to make about Chaz (Chastity) Bono. So I won't...So what you're saying is that the 10 Mile Interchange just had a dedication ceremony but won't be completely open for another week or so? Makes sense. When the Idaho Transportation Department comes to my house, they can use the sink but the toilet isn't ready yet...Alanis Morrisette never sang the words "Would she go out with you to a theater?". Just sayin'...I would like to add this right now: Ryan Reynolds is not my pick to play Green Lantern in any scenario. He's not my choice to play Hong Kong Fuey, if it came down to it...The Macho Man passed away. I decided to not make any Slim Jim jokes out of respect. R.I.P. Randy Savage. Ooooohhhhh yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah!...Arnold Schwarzenegger - no, no, no, & no! What are you doing?...I know there is "more than one way to skin a cat" but who came up with those ways? I want to know who's the monster developing cat-skinning methods. Has someone contacted the ASPCA?...So Domino's is selling a large, 3 topping pizza for $7.99 and a store owner says "it's worth twice that much". Hey! Have you tasted your own pizza? It's worth HALF that if we go on flavor.