Today I witnessed one of the most singularly disrespectful things I've ever seen. Mrs D and I were sitting in a parking lot and some unknown security officer at some business was changing the flags out for brand new ones. This means the US flag, Idaho state flag, and the corporate logo flag. It's awesome that they do that. What they didn't do was treat the previous Old Glory with proper respect. It was actually folded up (idk if it was correctly or incorrectly folded) and placed in a dirt-filled planter. I'm a veteran and I've handled the flag since I was 12. I've raised and lowered it, I know the rules. I've even folded it over a fallen soldier's casket. I was just appalled. Mrs D wouldn't let me say anything to the security guard. I wanted to jump out of the car and advise him of his wrongdoings. I did, however, notify the place of business...Is it wrong that there's a new ice cream called Magnum and that there was a condom already called Magnum? Just wondering...Oh gosh what in the heck? Huggies Jeans diapers? Is this serious? Am I being "punked"? Where's Ashton? I wanna say hi to Demi...

I love the Beastie Boys. Not unnaturally in a psychotic way. I just like their music. But I'm not sure they can continue in rap music like, say, the Rolling Stones have in rock and roll...Ok American Idol. Where did you get the cajones to call Lady Gaga a "modern music legend"? That is akin to calling Steven Tyler a "sober influence in the 70s". Hold off on anointing anyone as a "legend". Btw, Gaga is one scary lady(?)...We lost our first softball game this week. It was a total team loss. No hitting and no defense…"Real Time With Bill Maher" is my favorite show...Seriously? You're rolling around Hill Road buck naked and you're not under the influence of anything? You want to conquer your fear and the public's fear of nudity? Thanks but no thanks, buddy...Mrs D has a way of making me feel so good sometimes. Then, there are times where she teases me incessantly. I don't know which is more fun...Since he only lasted 1 1/2 seconds of the 8 second requirement in bullriding, shouldn't Chad OCHOcinco be called Chad Uno-y-media? Just wondering...There are commercials for Mary Kay Cosmetics now. I thought being hounded by a bored housewife was the only way to get their makeup.