After many weeks of scouring the internet for a logical reason that Gary Patterson just keeps getting fatter, I have finally found it. That's right ladies and gentlemen, Gary Patterson has been eating ENTIRE children for every meal. God help all the parents with missing children in the Fort Worth area.
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Inkforareason
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truth is out, finally!
Boise parents, be very mindful of where your kids are on 12 November!!!
"High profile players demand high profile compliance", P. Dees, NCAA Chair. Refc. pending inquiries to tOSU, Auburn, USC...
Wow
He’s really let himself go
"I did not send you to go-kart camp." - Maury Garner
by Kevan Lee on May 12, 2011 6:04 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Good picture Ink.
I guess Patterson really did’t bother to watch ‘Super Size Me’…..or maybe he was one of the stars.
"Boise State football is now a Fargo winter. You know what's coming, and that information does you no good whatsoever". Matt James / The Fresno Bee
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband
cuz he’s eatin errybody out here!!!
by BSUbluNorange on May 12, 2011 8:47 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
It is: providing human snacks to the Grimace is clearly an impermissable benefit.
I'd rather be surfing.
by Pac 10 Alum on May 12, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
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