I'm tired of commercials saying how I need to see life in HD. Ummm...real life IS in HD as far as I know...We need another Tyler Perry movie like we need another military action...oh wait. Nevermind!...Oh man. Another JV baseball game, another fight with frustration and heartache. The catcher has some sort of ADHD that causes him to stop playing after the runner gets to 1st base. That's regardless of whether a runner is coming home or not. And my son, Youngest D, fell down in the outfield for no apparent reason (he did have a putout, though). It's not very promising...

Bob. You're a trainer on The Biggest Loser. You're in a collared shirt, sweater, a "cabbie" hat, and shorts. You look a paper boy from the 20s. Act like you've been in a gym before. And, by the way, you're a trainer, not a god. These people rely on you now but there isn't some magic spell you can put on them. You're gonna be out of their lives. Don't act like you're an eternal savior!...So the U.S. is sending robots to help Japan with their nuclear reactors. You're going home, boys...So, calling yourself "Idaho's Chief Meteorologist" is like me calling myself "Idaho's Most Satisfying Lover". Both jobs rely on some sort of luck and the titles are totally made up!...While I respect your rights to have as many kids as you want, you don't actually have to repopulate the earth. And even if I've exaggerated this, your brood of 4 "under 7s" plus one on the way should never be at walmart when I am...

I didn't just realize this but I'm kind of angry about almost everything. All Mrs D can do is shake her head and say "I love you."...Baseball is back. That being said, I only get to watch one Venable this year (hopefully the other one makes the NFL and the lockout ends)...So, watching Sportscenter and this is what we heard - "in 2009, Woods finally showed a chink in his major championship armor losing to Y.E. Yang...". Is it me or does that statement seem a bit racially insensitive? I had to rewind and listen to it again. I love DVR for moments just like this...So, I have to say that I was wrong. Neither Tennessee or Connecticut will win the Women’s Basketball National Championship. Oh well! Won’t be watching it anyways…

Bob. You're a trainer on The Biggest Loser. You're in a collared shirt, sweater, a "cabbie" hat, and shorts. You look a paper boy from the 20s. Act like you've been in a gym before. And, by the way, you're a trainer, not a god. These people rely on you now but there isn't some magic spell you can put on them. You're gonna be out of their lives. Don't act like you're an eternal savior!...So the U.S. is sending robots to help Japan with their nuclear reactors. You're going home, boys...So, calling yourself "Idaho's Chief Meteorologist" is like me calling myself "Idaho's Most Satisfying Lover". Both jobs rely on some sort of luck and the titles are totally made up!...While I respect your rights to have as many kids as you want, you don't actually have to repopulate the earth. And even if I've exaggerated this, your brood of 4 "under 7s" plus one on the way should never be at walmart when I am...

I didn't just realize this but I'm kind of angry about almost everything. All Mrs D can do is shake her head and say "I love you."...Baseball is back. That being said, I only get to watch one Venable this year (hopefully the other one makes the NFL and the lockout ends)...So, watching Sportscenter and this is what we heard - "in 2009, Woods finally showed a chink in his major championship armor losing to Y.E. Yang...". Is it me or does that statement seem a bit racially insensitive? I had to rewind and listen to it again. I love DVR for moments just like this...So, I have to say that I was wrong. Neither Tennessee or Connecticut will win the Women’s Basketball National Championship. Oh well! Won’t be watching it anyways…
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