Ok.  So I know that Tom Brady is a pretty ok quarterback but better than John Elway AND Dan Marino?  The NFL Network thinks so.  I'm not saying he won't ever be but he's not even done yet...I feel for the victims of the wildfires in Texas.  I'm not so sure about some of them.  On the news, one lady hoped "God would protect their house".  While their faith is amazing, He's not gonna be manning a hose, shovel, tractor, or tanker plane anytime soon...There are new guidelines determining early recognizing Alzheimer's.  Is it bad that the first thing I thought was "because they couldn't remember the old ones"?...Tag, capture the flag, red rover, kickball, dodgeball, and wiffleball were all deemed too dangerous for summer camp.  Are the kids just gonna chill in a big, transparent bubble and look at the wilderness?  Stay away from the campfire and any lake-involving activities too!...So the citizens of Crouch want to replace their decrepit one-lane bridge with another one-laner.  They don't want a 2-lane bridge with bike lanes because it doesn't "fit the town".  Hey, Opie!  Mayberry called and they want their 1954 back!...Hey!  When did a wedding of two British people become "entertainment"? I don't know but Entertainment Tonight seems to think so.  So worried about our country...Tonight, I hit my first ever over-the-fence home run in softball.  I was so excited I was on the verge of tears.  Of course I ruined the moment by fielding a ball, falling down while trying for the putout at first, and ripping a hole in my leg.  Way to go, Grace...So I used to like J105 back in the day. I'm not saying I don't care for it now but the super-unfunny idiot on their TV commercials has guaranteed that I'll never listen to that station.  Not a chance at all...Apple may be tracking people's movements via their iPhone or iPad devices.  They say bad people might steal your identity.  I wish they would. And while they're at it, Apple can go ahead and fill my bank account.  If they want...How in the world is Jennifer Lopez People Magazine's "Most Beautiful Woman In the World"?  She is beautiful but in the world?  Come on.  This is the biggest rigged vote since Al Gore was elected...oh wait....I'm a Padres fan.  I've seen a team of blind men hit better.  Just sayin'!...I had a dream about a Shakespeare-themed hamburger restaurant.  The signature burger - a multi-patty, cheese & bacon beast called the "Monta-gooey in your Capu-llaries"!  Feel free to take the idea and run with it.  Mrs D doesn't see us doing it anytime soon...The Doritos commercial where the one guy licks the other guy's fingers grosses me the BW out...Who writes the lead ins for Channel 7's newscasts?  OMG I feel less intelligent sometimes