Your shoes should never purposely match your money green car and at the same time clash horribly with your butterscotch velour jogging outfit...While I'm thinking about it, why is everyone so up in arms about the Prez picking his NCAA tourney bracket. I mean, it's once a year. It's not like he's spending nights playing Black Ops or W.O.W. No one gets po'd about championship teams visiting the White House so why this?...Hey! Pulaski & Middleman! If you want people to take your Topamax birth defect lawsuit commercials seriously, go ahead and make sure you use spellcheck or even mix in a proofreader. K? Thanks. Bye!...Watching "heavy" on A&E. The lady says "I chose food over my grandkids. I can't do that.". First thing I thought - "Sure you can. Food tastes way better than the grandkids would!". Is that wrong?...IGNORE THIS FIRST PART - watching Dancing With The Stars and NOW PAY ATTENTION it looks like Ralph Macchio hasn't aged a bit. He's been exfoliating on, exfoliating off it seems. Oh, and Petra Nemacova, it was über-humanitarian of you to dedicate your foxtrot to the Japan tsunami victims. Really? How bout you dedicate a pallet of bottled water instead? I mean, Sandra Bullock donated a million dollars. A foxtrot? And I do know that Nemacova was a survivor of the 2004 tsunami, in case anyone was wondering...Great job, Bronco men's basketball team on making it to the semis of the College Basketball Invitational. Your reward? You get to see that horrific basketball court the Ducks have in Eugene...I've never been snowmobiling and will probably never go. Wanna know why? Because someone always gets lost. I would probably be that guy...The Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump was hilarious. Except the guy from The Jersey Shore. The Situation was defecation...So, according to ABC News & People Magazine, the movies "we" chose as the greatest of our time are: 5 - ET (love it), 4 - Casablanca (never seen it), 3 - The Godfather (haven't seen this one either), 2 - The Wizard of Oz (it's an ok movie, I suppose), & 1 - Gone With The Wind (long BW winded). Hmm...I'm wondering what their definition of "our time" is?...I've seen commercials describing both the Quarter Pounder w/Cheese and Big Mac as "handcrafted". Technically yes but come on now...I really HATE when the Broncos lose to Oregon in any sport. In the end, the boys didn't play a complete game. That was the difference. Props to the Ducks for playing like we know you like to - DIRTY!...I'm a horrible person. Plain and simple. I'm not the skinniest kid in the world but, while waiting for Mrs D to come out for lunch, a not-so-thin person went into the building. My first though - "man, even her hairdo looks fat.". I'm not proud of myself. I don't even have the option of confession...To the guy who had to slow down going into my subdivision - you own a BW full-size Chevy!!!! Not gonna damage it with a bump or two. Wasn't their tagline "like a rock" for a time? Holy Moses man!...Dog the Bounty Hunter - his wife, Beth, has to be the most annoying woman on the planet. Yes, ON THE PLANET...I'm not gonna lie...I loved seeing Duke implode in prime time. I know they're good but I think they know they are. That's not a Coach K-taught trait...Hey Marquette! The NCAA called and wanted me to remind you that you had a basketball game against North Carolina tonight. The Tarheels showed up. Why didn't you?...Mrs D wanted to call Burger King and find out the requirements to be a "meat mathematician". What's the annual salary and does Boise State offer a degree program?...Bad pun of the day - "a bill to allow concealed weapons on campuses has been shot down"...I snapped at Mrs D and, because I was wrong, I apologized. She answered, "You're welcome!". I'm still confused...Speaking of Mrs D, every time I tell someone that I don't watch a lot of college basketball, she never backs me up. Last night, I mentioned that I didn't and she asked when did the season start. When I told her November, she quipped back "Yeah. You started watching in December.". She's a handful...If your coach's name is Shaka, you pretty much need to be in the Final Four at least once. That being said, my bracket is now officially over. GOOD NIGHT NOW!...The Sun Drop soda commercial has to be one of the funniest I've seen in a long time. Not that I drink soda though...Nice to see that ABC is turning Grey's Anatomy into Glee with their "music event". I don't know if you remember "Cop Rock" but it can't be good...I am ranked 78th in the Bracket Challenge. Page 2!!! But, alas, I can do no better!
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