I just found a grey hair growing out of my neck. That's not even cool!...Random Walmart stop of the week: cat litter, trash bags, feminine hygiene products, jelly beans, and a Rockstar. It's party time!...I sAw a kid pushing a razor scooter while wearing rollerblades. I don't quite understand that at all....Ok. So the show "Coming Home" made me cry during the 1st 5 minutes. Not bueno!...The NCAA Women's basketball tourney is about as entertaining as the NASCAR Truck Series. Spoiler alert - Connecticut or Tennessee wins!...Ben & Jerry's Red Velvet Cake Ice Cream is THE BOMB. Late Night Snack is pretty ok, too!...The fact that a volunteer fire chief's house burned down is ironic as well ad unfortunate....Is it bad that I want Carolyn Holly, Rick Lantz, & Ryan Larondo to get caught in a drive by egging of the Channel 7 studios. No injuries. Maybe Gebert too!...So the Broncos played the Governors. Wonder if Butch Otter was confused on who to root for....So, not only is the Ducks court awful but so is there 1st half offense. Hey PAC 10 team! That's Weber BW State....So on Leno tonight, a Utah State student ate a package of 8 hot dogs in 30 seconds. He swallowed each one whole. Ross the Intern was Very impressed....One of the contestants on American Idol has a dog. It's a shihtzu. Fox bleeped out the first part - she had a BLEEP-zu. Are you kidding me? I guess I'll have to call it a BLEEP-er spaniel or a BLEEP-dle....Oh man. Supersized foods on Modern Marvels. Who doesn't wanna say they have a 7 lb., 16 inch hot dog?...JV high school baseball is the most entertaining/frustrating sport to watch ever!!!...Shaving your eyebrows and then drawing them back on as a pencil thin black line is NEVER an option....I realize Qaddafi is bat-BW-crazy but why exactly are coalition forces attacking?...So this morning, I woke up at 4:39 and, after hopping up and telling Mrs D that I'd forgotten to set the alarm, realized that it was Sunday. In a semi-related story, she has a virtual boyfriend in a game she plays on Facebook. Wonder if there's any correlation....Clark Kellogg - "both these teams have tremendous 'spurtability'". I'm not sure if that's dirty or not....So, I'm 178th in the Bracket Challenge. Page 4 out of 5!!! Why doesn't that surprise me? My hate for Duke got the best of me yesterday.
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