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TCU Jokes


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Now that dUI is out of the picture, why not have a laugh at TCU's expense? These are the best I could wrassle together, but feel free to post your own witticisms in the comments below.

How do you starve a TCU fan? Hide the food stamps under the soap.

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a TCU fan? A tattoo.

Why is TCU replacing their turf with the New York Times? Because their team looks better on paper.

Why do TCU cheerleaders wear bibs? To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

How many TCU fans does it take to eat a 'possum? Three. One to eat the 'possum and two to watch for cars.

If Bill Gates was a TCU alum, Windows would be called Winders and it would be made of a Hefty bag and duct tape.

If two married TCU grads get a divorce, are they still cousins?

How do you get a TCU cheerleader out of your dorm room? Grease her hips and push.

The best joke of all? TCU's pass defense.

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