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The Mikrino Poll: Why I hate purple and mythological horned amphibians, and football teams associated with them.


Welcome back Obnuggers to this week's weekly installment of hatred, homerism, and downright biased thought patterns of your truly; Mikrino, Bronco Champion Zealot and Master of Blue and Orange Glory!*

 

*I respectfully request to be addressed as such from this time forth.

 

This week we make fun of fake frogs, the color purple, and other random things about TCU football. Namely; arm bands, and the excessive use of them.

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Seriously, why?

I'm not sure I get why you do this. Tank Carder is pretty good. He'll probably try to maim Kellen Moore like he tried to maim Wyoming's Brett Smith last week. And for all his greatness, I can't help but laugh at how stupid this looks on him. Seriously, does he think he's RoboCop or something?

 

When TCU rolls into town this Saturday it will definitely be the MWC "Game of the Century", or what ever other hyperbole you wish to use. It will be a game, we know that, and we don't need to pander it as an all-out slugfest, slobberknocker, war of attrition, clash of the titans, be-all end-all of football Saturday. TCU is one of two teams to have beaten the Broncos in the last 4 seasons. They claimed a one-point victory in a come from behind effort in the 2008 Pointsettia Bowl. They've sported a top-notch defense for much of the last several seasons. Notsomuch this season, follow me...

Defensive Rankings Nationally for both teams
TCU Boise State
Total Defense: 39 12
Scoring Defense: 34 12
Rushing Defense: 31 53
Passing Defense: 61 5

 

 

It's safe to say the Horned Frogs have seen a substantial drop in their defensive prowess from years previous when you consider they led the country in Total Defense in 2008,2009 and 2010 respectively. Pass defense is where it's been the worst for TCU. They gave up 414 yards to Baylor in the opening upset loss. They gave up 349 yards to the SMU fightin' June Joneses as well. They've done rather well in the rest of their games, but it's important to note, the two I mentioned are the two they lost.

You might have noticed I highlighted Boise State's run defense too. It also seems to have taken a dip. Thank Air Force. Boise's Run Defense is strange, in an on-again off-again sort of way. Example? Why sure.

 

Boise State's Rushing Yards given up, Week by Week
Georgia 137 (80 yards on 1 play from Brandon Boykin)
Toledo 98
Tulsa 155
Nevada 59
Fresno State 144
Colorado State 84
Air Force 264
UNLV 182

 

The Broncos have alternated good rush defense with poorer rush defense in almost every game, until last week's coming-off-a-bye-week-and-coming-out-flat anamoly at UNLV. Which sets up well if you think about it because it means they're in line to shut down TCU this week. Which just happens to be where everyone and their dog is giving TCU a shot at a win in Bronco Stadium; running the ball, keeping Kellen Moore off the field at all times.

Because you have to know the Bronco Coaching Staff has noticed the more porous than usual pass defense of TCU. And they plan to crush them with quick strike passes on first down to Tyler Shoemaker on wheel routes to wide open spaces. It's going to happen Frogs. You can't stop it. So don't even try to.

 

 

 

Boise State's conference home game winning streak doesn't end this week folks.

 

Onto the poll.

Poll
Feeling froggy? Well, go ahead and jump then!
Kellen Moore throw for his usual 5 TDs in the first half. And then throws a gratitious 2 more in the open minutes of the 3rd Qtr. Gary Patterson cries openly.
40 votes
Doug Martin is upset about not coming back into the game at UNLV. TCU suffers greatly for this. 200yds and 3TDs later, all is forgiven.
14 votes
Shea McCllelin and Tyrone Crawford make hay in the TCU backfield. TFL's are given out like Tootsie Pops and a bank drive up window, only they taste better.
34 votes
Coach Pete, in a turn from his usual demeanor, begins mocking Gary Patterson, by continually adjusting his own beltline. But the evil laugh with which he does it stuns everyone to silence, then cheers, then back to silence. Epic.
35 votes
I hate you Mikrino! TCU brings down the Broncos at home. I'm a thumb-sucking doofus.
9 votes

132 votes | Poll has closed

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"But Boise State is good. Really good. And not just the quarterback, their defense is good. And they deserve to be where they are..." - Vince Dooley, former Georgia Coach and AD

by Mikrino on Nov 10, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Is something amiss?

"But Boise State is good. Really good. And not just the quarterback, their defense is good. And they deserve to be where they are..." - Vince Dooley, former Georgia Coach and AD

by Mikrino on Nov 10, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ve managed to slightly offend my delicate sensibilities, sir.

by BoBexiLex on Nov 10, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

How so?

"But Boise State is good. Really good. And not just the quarterback, their defense is good. And they deserve to be where they are..." - Vince Dooley, former Georgia Coach and AD

by Mikrino on Nov 10, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The poor smushed frog.

If it was a picture of a frog fan, I’d feel differently!

by BoBexiLex on Nov 10, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Here you go.

"But Boise State is good. Really good. And not just the quarterback, their defense is good. And they deserve to be where they are..." - Vince Dooley, former Georgia Coach and AD

by Mikrino on Nov 10, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Another...

"But Boise State is good. Really good. And not just the quarterback, their defense is good. And they deserve to be where they are..." - Vince Dooley, former Georgia Coach and AD

by Mikrino on Nov 10, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Question? Why'd they single out the ginger? Bastards.

"But Boise State is good. Really good. And not just the quarterback, their defense is good. And they deserve to be where they are..." - Vince Dooley, former Georgia Coach and AD

by Mikrino on Nov 10, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Gingers have souls!

Also, I feel like we may be tempting fate….

I should be knocking on the proverbial wood.

by BoBexiLex on Nov 10, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

No they don't.

I always go full retard
ಠ_ಠ

by sczmbz on Nov 10, 2011 7:37 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Definitely tempting fate

I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.

by marktgarten on Nov 10, 2011 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

This is fun

"But Boise State is good. Really good. And not just the quarterback, their defense is good. And they deserve to be where they are..." - Vince Dooley, former Georgia Coach and AD

by Mikrino on Nov 10, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Still one of the greatest hits ever by KDub

and Andy D never really recovered – 3 picks, anger, frustration, etc. Hightower is indeed, the hitmeister this year. He and White must be majoring in physics as they are very good at the whole F=MA thing.

I had any number of cool pet Horned Toads as we called them when living in Texas. One of the better college mascots – right up there with the UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs.

I will root for Alabama or Ohio State if they play the Chinese...maybe.

I will root for Auburn if they play Al Qaida, Hamas or the Phillies

by HSridge on Nov 10, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I <3 the Banana Slugs.

Don’t forget the Geoducks from Evergreen either!

"I don’t need a dictionary, I have an ipad, and an expensive large university education." - hrman7

"They're part pep rally, part freak show..." - Jim Rome, on Bronco Nation

by reflectivity on Nov 11, 2011 2:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Good post, but...

Horned frogs are a real species. They can be found ad nauseam in the Dallas/Fort Worth area, and they actually do shoot blood from their eyes if they feel threatened by a predator. I actually had one as a pet when I was a kid living in the Dallas suburbs.

Thanks to Ohio State's president, I will never root for a Big Ten football program again (except in extenuating circumstances that aid my primary rooting interest).

by NighthawkWatch on Nov 10, 2011 1:18 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Addendum...

The horned frog is actually a lizard and not a frog. And you can’t keep them as pets anymore (thanks, invasive fire ants).

Thanks to Ohio State's president, I will never root for a Big Ten football program again (except in extenuating circumstances that aid my primary rooting interest).

by NighthawkWatch on Nov 10, 2011 1:23 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

They can also be found in the Boise foothills.

"Boise State football is now a Fargo winter. You know what's coming, and that information does you no good whatsoever". Matt James / The Fresno Bee

by blue4areason on Nov 10, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

As well as under my tires.

I always go full retard
ಠ_ಠ

by sczmbz on Nov 10, 2011 7:44 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Effing fire ants

I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.

by marktgarten on Nov 10, 2011 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Thus my apt description;

Mythological Horned Amphibians

"But Boise State is good. Really good. And not just the quarterback, their defense is good. And they deserve to be where they are..." - Vince Dooley, former Georgia Coach and AD

by Mikrino on Nov 10, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

(Please understand that the above is humor)

(and that I am not advocating violence towards Mr. Carder. But I do believe he will be the victim of an air attack by Captain Kellen.)

Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they, too, have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexations to the spirit.

by SeniorChief on Nov 10, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooh, not good --

Fortunately, everyone and everything is okay. It’s not one of Boise’s planes, so that’s a good omen for Saturday.

Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they, too, have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexations to the spirit.

by SeniorChief on Nov 10, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It posted before I was ready.

Here’s the reference to the A-10 mishap at Gowen today.
http://www.idahostatesman.com/2011/11/10/1873534/a-10-aircraft-aborts-take-off.html

Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they, too, have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexations to the spirit.

by SeniorChief on Nov 10, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Call AAA

Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they, too, have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexations to the spirit.

by SeniorChief on Nov 11, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

A-10's are "flying tanks" and...

can fly full of holes and are armored way better than Horned Frogs. Glad to hear this was another state’s NG A-10. Neat trick by the pilot on wrangling an overnigher in Boise. Maybe we can get him a ticket to the game :)

I will root for Alabama or Ohio State if they play the Chinese...maybe.

I will root for Auburn if they play Al Qaida, Hamas or the Phillies

by HSridge on Nov 10, 2011 10:26 PM PST reply actions  

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