Someone needs to develop a new board game, called the Conference Shuffle. Seriously. Can you imagine the fun of rolling the dice if you have the Horned Frog piece, only to march down so many spaces to find your new conference doesn't exist? Or you can draw a "Rumor" card to set other pieces in motion. Maybe you get lucky to draw a New Conference card, but your home uniforms are banned.
For ideas, compare it to the BCS game (also known as "Monopoly"). There's money to be made in the sport of football, and it's not all on the field or in Vegas. Let’s hear some ideas, then somebody can get to work to develop the game.