The Fresno State Bulldogs anagram roster
by Kevan Lee on Oct 4, 2011 10:00 AM PDT
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PrintBoise State renews its rivalry with Fresno State on Friday (7:00 p.m. MT, ESPN), and to get you ready for the Broncos' final non-conference game of the year, I bring you analysis by wordplay. Actual analysis to follow throughout the week.
Join me after the jump for a look at the Fresno roster via anagrams, and enjoy the Leper Coolies.
An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself.
The Bulldogs had the privilege (?) of getting the anagram treatment last year when Fresno State visited Bronco Stadium. Many great anagram names return. Many were lost. Here is this year's Fresno anagram gang:
Matt Akers 
Steak Mart
Sean Alston 
Nasal Tones
Riley Barnes 
Aliens Berry
Lars Bramer 
Barrel Arms
Michael Butler 
Hebraic Mullet
Daryl Cash 
Crash Lady
Leslie Cooper 
Leper Coolies
Victor Dean 
Ant Divorce
Mershad Dillon 
Handsome Drill
Kevin Goessling 
Evilness Ginkgo
Tim House 
Home Suit
Matt Hunt 
Than Mutt
Andy Jennings 
Sanding Jenny
Ben Letcher 
Ent Belcher
Donavon Lewis 
Wooden Anvils
Karl Mickelsen 
Mackerel Links
Nikko Motta 
Tomato Kink
Ibe Nduke 
Bike Nude
Stephan Plevney 
Snappy Eleventh
Austin Raphael 
Spatula Hernia
Anthony Riggins 
Granny Hoisting
Dillon Root 
Lord Lotion
Jalen Saunders 
Launders Jeans
Ryan Skidmore 
Dorky Seminar
Derron Smith 
Modern Shirt
Taylor Stewart 
Saltwater Troy
Tyler Stirewalt 
Really Twitters
Greg Watson 
Not Swagger
Cristin Wilson 
Intrinsic Owls
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God, do I wish there was a real place called Steak Mart
"Where are you from?"...
"I'm originally from Boise, Idaho."...
"Oh, so what's it like being from the Midwest?"...
"Idaho's not really in the Midwest."...
"Oh...so you like potatoes?"
-excerpt from a conversation I have weekly with New Yorkers.
Go Broncos!
Ryan Skidmore looks like he actually did attend a Dorky Seminar
Was Kellen with him? Or was he in “Advanced Dork Assassins”?
"Where are you from?"...
"I'm originally from Boise, Idaho."...
"Oh, so what's it like being from the Midwest?"...
"Idaho's not really in the Midwest."...
"Oh...so you like potatoes?"
-excerpt from a conversation I have weekly with New Yorkers.
Go Broncos!
by NYBroncosFan on Oct 4, 2011 10:08 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Kellen's in AP
You cannot reason a man out of something he didn't reason himself into in the first place.
Clearly there's an airgun pre-requisite
"Where are you from?"...
"I'm originally from Boise, Idaho."...
"Oh, so what's it like being from the Midwest?"...
"Idaho's not really in the Midwest."...
"Oh...so you like potatoes?"
-excerpt from a conversation I have weekly with New Yorkers.
Go Broncos!
by NYBroncosFan on Oct 4, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I attended a few Dorky Seminars in my day
I wish I had Barrel Arms or at least a barrel chest but all I have is a keg stomach. I have never ridden a Bike Nude nor do I plan to anytime soon.
Anagrams are so much fun!
"Gandhi didn't take a knee, Martin Luther King didn't take a knee, Thomas Edison didn't take a knee, and I sure as hell am not going to take a knee." -- Dan Hawkins
Mackerel Links
Good stuff.
Lots of dirty ones this time — Granny Hoisting? Sanding Jenny? What do they do out in Fresno?
This made my morning
Thank you, everyone.
I settle disputes via kissing contests.
by sczmbz on Oct 4, 2011 11:08 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
I, for one, will not be calling Mr. Leper Coolies that to his face anytime soon. Didja see that beast? Wow!
"Grateful to the friends and the circumstances that enabled me to be a Bronco. I'm just glad I lived to see these days." SeniorChief
I would
I settle disputes via kissing contests.
by sczmbz on Oct 4, 2011 11:37 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
you ARE crazy.
why aren’t you getting your back cut on? I thought today was the day.
"Grateful to the friends and the circumstances that enabled me to be a Bronco. I'm just glad I lived to see these days." SeniorChief
got moved to tomorrow
paperwork issue on the hospital’s end
I settle disputes via kissing contests.
by sczmbz on Oct 4, 2011 11:42 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Lord Lotion
Has to have one of the worst conotations.
by Jay Weston on Oct 4, 2011 11:29 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Lord Lotion needs
to hang out with Ashy Larry
I settle disputes via kissing contests.
by sczmbz on Oct 4, 2011 11:32 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Hebraic Mullet
I think I saw Billy Crystal with one of those back in the day.
Also, would one get a Spatula Hernia from participating in Granny Hoisting?
And finally, Mackerel Links. He looks like the “How Not To” portion of a Troy Polamalu commercial.
"Maybe we should chug on over to Mamby-Pamby-land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you Jackwagon!"
by casketbase on Oct 5, 2011 7:21 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
GoBuns!
I’m a Gobuner, are you? Yep, you are. You are your own Empirical evidence.
"Grateful to the friends and the circumstances that enabled me to be a Bronco. I'm just glad I lived to see these days." SeniorChief
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