So...it's the bullpen phone's fault. I'm thinking your name shouldn't be LaRussa, it should be ExCusa...I get where turning off a porch light would warn you of convicted sex offenders but what if I don't want to or can't afford to give out candy? What do I do then? Sign that says "no candy" on the door? I get to be "that a-hole with no candy" or a sex offender. Great options...to all the people that are complaining about baseball lately, don't watch. I mean, there was a "great" Monday Night Football game on. Joe Flacco is the 2nd coming of Curtis Painter...There's a "pole dancing for fitness" (says that on the sign) place by my work. Scared to think of how many middle-aged strippers that'll put in the mix. The Kit Kat is always looking for new talent, I'm sure...With Viagra, you can get your horse trailer and truck out of the mud as well as fix a faulty sail. Who says all the blood goes to the wrong head? Mrs. Diggity wants me to take up sailing now...I'm kind of disappointed with the Sing Off this week. It was hip-hop week and most of the groups didn't do rap songs. I realize the Fugees are technically hip-hop but "Killing Me Softly" has about as much to do with rap as Taco Bell has to do with gourmet food...I've decided that, in the interest of helping everyone, I'm gonna get a t-shirt with my screen name on it just to wear at tailgates...So the Boise Knife Show is this weekend (already over by the time I post this). What actually goes into a knife show? Are there enough varieties of knives to have a show? Why is the Boise Knife Show represented by the Mona Lisa with a Crocodile Dundee-esque blade?...Did anyone catch Steven Tyler taking a header off that edge he was "living" on? He says alcohol and drugs weren't a factor in the accident. But gravity sure as hell was. You don't need to help age take a toll, bro...Hey University of Houston - Case Keenum will NOT win the Heisman no matter how much you pad his stats. I'm not quite sure playing a game against Rice even counts nowadays...Jennifer Lopez will never, ever convince me to buy anything. I get that I'm not the target demographic, but even if I was, still would be a no..."just because it's called Mexican food doesn't mean it's Mexican food". No. Not Los Betos. Not Fiesta Guadalajara. Not even Taco Bell. It was Carl's, Jr. Really? Maybe Carlos Jr...I think that the St Louis Cardinals are a great baseball and I congratulate them on their World Series Championship. But, beyond that, it seems like the whole city is a bunch of baseball snobs...Purdue - doing an onside kick with 15 seconds and down by 22. This makes no sense. Thank you for wasting my time...I'm trying to decide whether I should buy candy for Monday or drive around for about 2 hours after work (I'm off at 6)...Boise State beat an option team they'd never played before and Clemson lost to an option team they play every year. What's up with that?...Tebow, although he's not the only problem on Denver, sure as heck isn't helping the situation out. Send him to NFL Europe...this isn’t about Tebow so much but about Merril Hoge. Merril, it’s not "longated", it’s ELONGATED. If you’re gonna talk about someone’s throwning motion, talk about it with the right words at least…another Channel 7 fun moment. Mark Johnson announced his Halloween costume: a Lady Gaga getup. Well maybe not his but the fact that he used those words was quite entertaining...Ryan Larondo & Jay Cust - shut your stupid mouths. That is all!
Since I have no kids at home (mini-Diggity's live in Weiser), and Mrs. Diggity will be at work, what should I do for Halloween?
Buy some candy and hand it out, cheapskate! (7 votes)
Keep the lights out and hide out in the back bedroom (3 votes)
Hide in the bushes by the front door and scare the BW outta kids (15 votes)
Drive around for a few hours so I don't have to give out candy (1 vote)
26 total votes