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Regional Football News: Missoula Bulls take down UM Grizzlies in final seconds (for those who haven't read it, this is a parody of an actual event)

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In a stunning victory, the Missoula Police Department Bulls prevailed over the Montana Grizzlies during a noisy match early Sunday, winning the contest before the gun went off. Montana quarterback Gerald Kemp gave an effective stiff arm to the chest of Missoula’s Boys in Blue, but his teammate, cornerback Trumaine Johnson, was flagged for holding. The Bulls unveiled their powerful new weapon – literally, a weapon – to subdue the teammates, and went on to a shocking win before the Griz could escape. In a curious mixing of popular Montana sports, both Grizzlies were sent to the penalty box.

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