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Poor, poor Bob Stoops


Oklahoma head coach Bob Stoops, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Sooner flag
in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Bob," said God.
"This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here." Bob felt special, indeed,
and walked up to his house.

On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three story
mansion with a Blue and Orange sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous
BSU Bronco flag, and in every window, he could see Bronco fans.
Bob looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question.
I was a good coach; I won a national championship in 2000, four Big 12 championships,
and eight bowl games appearances including five BCS Bowls."

 God said, "So what do you want to know Bob?"

"Well, why does Chris Peterson get a better house than me?"

God chuckled and said, "Bob, that's not Chris Peterson's house; that's mine."

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