The Oregon State Beavers anagram roster
You can learn a lot about the Oregon State Beavers from film study, statistics, game results, and ... anagrams?
I ran the Oregon State roster through an anagram server in the hopes of coming up with some new analysis on the Beavers and in the hopes that someone's name would have the word "taco" in it. I was not disappointed. Check out the results after the jump.
An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself.
Tyler Anderson
Arson Tenderly
Michael Beaton
Albino Machete
Keo Camat
Taco Make
Brady Camp
Bad Crampy
James Dockery
Dreams Jockey
Michael Doctor
Math Crocodile
Burke Ellis
Lubes Liker
Dominic Glover
Divorcing Mole
Taylor Henry
Horny Realty
Colin Kelly
Lonely Lick
Josh LaGrone
Anglo Josher
Joe Lopez
Jeez Pool
Sean Martin
Satan Miner
Westly Meng
Gently Mews
Gabe Miller
Male Gerbil
Aaron Nichols
Nonracial Ohs
Stephen Paea
Pheasant Pee
Zeke Sanders
Dark Sneezes
Roman Sapolu
Amorous Plan
Andrew Seumalo
Aloud Menswear
Feti Unga
Ate Fungi
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sorry bad munson’d jacquizz
I BRING YOU
Jacquizz Rodgers = Jazz Grocer Squid
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
Jar Quizzers GO!
Most Alabama fans believe the Tide will never lose another game between now and the end of time. I have no evidence before me to suggest that they are wrong.--Dawg Sports
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 22, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Male Gerbil FTW!
Although, I have to ask . . .
If I ate fungi, could I grow a ‘fro like that? I’ll have the portabellas!
"I said, if I were smart then I would save up for a piece of string and a rock to wind the string around. Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around."
Jeez Pool
Hey fella, that one almost sounds dirty.
"I think I know what you guys are trying to say.....We need to build a space helicopter." Nathan Explosion
Nonracial Ohs
A new kind of breakfast cereal?
"Well, we'll just have to get to know each other a little better then. I like Ferris wheels, college football, and anything that goes more than 200 miles an hour."
by orangecircus on Sep 21, 2010 9:09 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
I would say they would be the opposite of Kashi.
Anybody else think its weird how they go out of their way to have to random race people together on the boxes? We get it, your cereal will end bigotry. Geez, now stop shoving it in my face. I just came for the Marshmellow Maties.
by Rand McNalley on Sep 21, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Um
That’s what my wedding party looked like. It’s really not that random.
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
pheasant pee...
Epic anagram…. my next kids potential name gets ran through the ole anagram machine pre birth….thanks againg OBNUG!
"You can come across as a jerk. ... But that's the No. 1 characteristic we're looking for from guys on our field. Whether it's checkers or jump rope or football, to stop me you've got to bring everything you've got."
by TooMuchYoung on Sep 21, 2010 9:13 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Ah poor lonely lick!
it sounds like something that requires one to remove some ribs.
Been smokin that Blue since '00
Satan Miner
I don’t trust this guy.
"It takes no talent to give great effort" -Chris Petersen
by JRig on Sep 21, 2010 10:48 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
...and does he have a deal for you!!!
Most Alabama fans believe the Tide will never lose another game between now and the end of time. I have no evidence before me to suggest that they are wrong.--Dawg Sports
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 22, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Last week when...
Satan Major sent his only son, Satan Minor, to my house for our regular play-date, we Ate Fungi and ended up with Dark Sneezes and Pheasant Pee. Never again will I play with that Jeez Pool.
by beckarigby on Sep 21, 2010 12:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I shamelessly stole your anagram idea a year ago for the Civil War, and came up with what is by far my favorite two anagrams ever:
OREGON STATE UNIVERSITY = IT’S A ROSE TRYOUT EVENING
and
OREGON STATE UNIVERSITY = ROSES NEGATIVE IN TRYOUT
It’s certainly less applicable to your upcoming game than it was to ours, but still delicious nonetheless.
PS:
/looksaround
…
/looksaroundagain
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GO BRONCOS! (Please don’t tell the Addicted to Quack folks that I’m cheering you on. They’ll revoke my Duck card.)
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Sep 21, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
when I read your posts
I never catch any spelling errors until you point them out….for some reason I always go back and read your post again….so i end up reading all of your posts twice….good show!
"You can come across as a jerk. ... But that's the No. 1 characteristic we're looking for from guys on our field. Whether it's checkers or jump rope or football, to stop me you've got to bring everything you've got."
by TooMuchYoung on Sep 21, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Addicted to Anagrams
Oregon Beavers= Overeager Snob or Orange Obverse or a Verbose Goner
"You can come across as a jerk. ... But that's the No. 1 characteristic we're looking for from guys on our field. Whether it's checkers or jump rope or football, to stop me you've got to bring everything you've got."

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