Hunting/fishing license...hokie season!!

Just picked up license for the start of the season...for the first time ever, mine has four hokie tags!  Problem is, i don't have a fish & game pamphlet to guide me on proper technique or restrictions on hunting hokies.  So i have a few questions:

1).  how do you tell the males from the females?

2). when tagging, where does the tag go and should evidence of sex be provided with or without a prophylactics?

3). is there a slot? what's the daily limit?

4). how many sub-species of them are there; is it possible to determine differences?

5). is it dangerous at all or only when wounded?

6). should i obtain permission from property owners to hunt their land, or is a hokie regarded as vermin?

7). what is the typical bait for a hokie, and does it cost more than a NYC B-girl?

8). does it make any kind of irritating noise when cornered, or does it just roll-over?

9). how do i know when it's really dead?

10). is it usually served greased, BBQd, or al dente'd?