The Mikrino Poll: Sorry Cowboys, this Stable of Broncos can't be tamed.

Welcome Obnuggers, Outsiders, and the rest of you lurkers who secretly hate me from the shadows. It's that time again. Time to reflect on how bad the Wyoming football team has been, and how badly they will be treated in the future (Tomorrow). Because let's be honest, It's gonna be like a freight train mowing down a Chevy Cavalier. It's gonna be like a nerdy band chick getting down on the flute, more on that in a minute;

Except for with Brown and Gold skidmarks. Take that Cowboys!

Seriously, Wyoming holds down a career .486 winning percentage with a record of 484-511-28. I don't care much about Dave Christensen or Austyn Carta-Samuels, being destined to lose is the Wyoming way. Having two last names doesn't make you Maurice Jones-Drew. After Tyrod Taylor put on a how-to-be-a-true-dual-threat clinic on Labor Day, I expect the Bronco defense to do one thing; crush the will from Carta-Samuels' poor unfortunate soul. They will make him a pocket-passer, with Wyoming's help of having absolutely no running game. Then, they will crush said pocket. Voila, Carta-Samuels Juice! Poor me a cup;

Tastes like Chicken?

I actually do admire the Wyoming football program. In much the same way I admired the big-breasted nerdy band chicks; from afar. In as serious a tone as I can take after that last statement, They are always competitive. Wyoming, not nerdy band chicks. I expect them to come out fired up to lose gracefully to another top ten team. It will be competitive for about half as long as it was against Texas, but nobody on ESPN will point that out. I see the Broncos rolling in this one. After the thrilling win in Landover, the see we told you so attack after the James Madison episode, there is a team full of players itching to put on a display for all of Laramie to see. Because unless you have CBS College Sports, you're outta luck. Since almost no one will see this game live, it is absolutely necessary that the Broncos drop 70 points in War Memorial Stadium tomorrow, in order to rebut the criticism by proxy. 

Some still see this as a trap game. Mainly given the two games that bookend it, and the history of grind it out fights between the two teams. I see a different, more biased, perspective;

Wyoming is 0-4 all-time against the Broncos. Being outscored 109-54, that's more than double, and an average game score of 27-13. I won't be surprised if the Broncos don't cover the spread in this one. But they will win by more than 14 points. 

 I'll bet you one nerdy band chick on it.

Onto the poll...