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Hello, my name is Master Hind. Please allow me to tell you a short ancedote about the Jolly Hippies of Yon Runny Geek.

 Yon Runny Geek was small island of the coast of Madagascar. Sir Chill was the leader of the Jolly Hippies. And they adored him quite a lot. He was a fearless leader, especially when it came to defending the commune from the Urban Sardines, a wiley band of pirates from the other side of Yon Runny Geek captained by none other than Jokey Scabs, the famed inventor of the Laser Gong and Boar Cutlery. The laser gong actually wasn’t a gong at all, that was just the sound it made when it was fired, and Jokey had been terrorizing all the islands with it for months, including Yon Runny Geek.

But Sir Chill had been able the fend off the Urban Sardines on three separate occasions. For the Jolly Hippies possessed the Whimsical Seal, the most powerful force on all the islands. When all the members of the Hippie Tribunal, Sir Chill, Randy Festive, and Klutz Cachet, used their flute urinals, the Whimsical Seal could be summoned to protect the Hippies from the laser gong.

But Boar Cutlery was much more sinister. Jokey Scabs had tracked and trapped all the wild boars of the island a couple months back, and installed complete 11 piece sets of Ginsu® Knives on each boar. The swine were now 23 roaming war machines. Jokey was planning something big, because his newest invention, Diarrhea Fins was the talk of all the islands. Most of the Urban Sardines were actually sardines that had mutated into half man, half fish. And now they had been fitted with Diarrhea Fins. The Hippies new an attack was coming, they just didn’t know when.

On the way home one evening Sir Chill and Klutz Cachet stopped at the local Starbucks to pick up a cup of Ox Nut Enema. It was their favorite, and they always got a Grande. Just then the Wall Reminder turned on. wall reminders alerted all memebrs of the Hippies when darkness was 5 minutes away. After dark, Yon Runny Geek was a dangerous place, especially with all of the Sardines antics. Plus, that’s when the Verbal Squirrel roamed the jungle. The Verbal Squirrel wasn’t exactly intimidating or menacing or anything. It just freaked the Hippies out when a Squirrel would stop and start talking to them. In Spanish. But the worst part about getting lost on the island after dark was stepping into an Animal Swirly. I think you can guess what that is.

Sir Chill and Klutz were heading out with their fresh Ox Nuts when the wall reminder sounded. Then all of the sudden it went dark. Five minutes! You always had five minutes after the reminder went off. Sir Chill told Klutz to stick closely by his side, he knew Jokey Scabs must be up to something. And here they were out in the dark without their flute urinals. This was not good. Just then in the bushes they heard a rustling of leaves and the sounds of small grunts and whistles. Oh no! It must be the Boar Cutlery! Sir Chill and Klutz Cachet were frightened beyond belief. There was nowhere to go and they couldn’t see anything. Jsut then from behind a large old tree jumped out a figure. And in a deep baritone it spoke from the shadows,

“Que pasa?”

It was the Verbal Squirrel! The last thing two hippies needed was to get freaked out by a talking squirrel.

" Mucho Gusto." said the squirrel. Sir Chill and Klutz stood paralyzed with fear. there was till the rustling and grunts and whistles coming from the bushes. If it wasn’t the squirrel then what could it be? It must be the Boar Cutlery.

Just then coming out from the bushes with the night lit up with torches, it was the Errand Naves. They were seldom seen in Yon Runny Geek, mostly because they were so small. But you could faintly here them whistle and grunt from time to time in the trees. With a whisper they chanted “Get Sherry, Get Sherry, Get Sherry.” Sherry was a rare fruit the grew deep in the forests of Yon Runny Geek. It was also known as Alone Candy, because if you ever found any, you’d likely be alone, and it was also likely you’d always be alone since finding your way out of the deep jungle was next to impossible.

The leader of the Errandd Naves, Hansom Gloat, stopped to speak to Sir Chill.

“Seen any Sherry?”
“Nope. Sorry.” said Sir Chill, “Why’d the darkness come so early?”
“Don’t know.” said Hansom, “What’s with the squirrel?”
“Not sure, he speaks Spanish. It’s freaky.”
“Well it time for Drain Renewal tonight. Make sure you get home in time.” said Hansom as the Naves trodded off into the forest.

Drain Renewal was a new hit show on DIY Network and all the Hippies loved it, they never missed and episode.

" Keep an eye out." said Klutz, “Word is Jokey Scabs is on the war path.”

" Don’t worry about that. didn’t you hear? He had an explosion at his labratory while working someting called Diarrhea Fins. Apparently it didn’t go to well. He’s not gonna make it" said Hansom as his Naves trailed off into the trees.

“Get Sherry, Get Sherry, Get Sherry.”

“Whoa!” said Klutz “No more living in fear huh?”
“This is good news.” said Sir Chill, “Let’s get home and tell the Hippies.”

Sir Chill and Klutz Cachet made a beeline for the commune.

“Exploding Diarrhea Fins? Who woulda thought?” said the Verbal Squirrel standing alone in the dark. “Must be why the darkness came so quick.”

“I can’t believe those Hippies still get all freaked out when I speak Spanish. They need to lay off of those flute urinals.”