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MUNSON'S GAZETTA:THE CONDITION THE CONDITION IS IN(AND HOW IT GOT THERE)


In our discussions of the various positions there has been a theme lurking, partially formed yet unexpressed, like a nascent fart or a Vandal's hope for a consecutive winning season. Let's address it now: the concept is the  conditioning of the modern football player. As is our wont(quaint phrase), we will return to "the day", explore its implications, apply it to our Broncos, and ruminate about  the future.(Any of you old enough to remember Mr. Peabody's Way Back Machine? No? Didnt think so.)

And what a "day" it was. I started watching football in the late '50s. I remember watching  a NFL championship game and thinking "Boy I cant' wait until the 4th quarter-there'll be some real hitting". Read again  and ponder. I saw linebackers with beer guts, 250 lb linemen who were 90% fat, guys who even in football pads looked like jockeys. Don't get me wrong; these guys were athletes. But things were different: Watch "Beach Blanket Bingo" and realize we lusted after these saggy-bottomed flabby formless chunky broads(Annette Funicello was pretty but she'd be a Jenny Craig spokes-gal now.)

Whence the change? I mark it 1973. Get this-around August the NFL used to have the College All Stars play an NFL team(not the champ). That year I think it was the Bears. These games were supposed to be showcases, but most of the college guys had already committed and the pros could give a BW-these games made the Pro Bowl look like the Ice Bowl. Not in '73-creamacious hits, bodies flying, "spears"(still legal) everywhere, from the gitgo killer ball, "40 for 60" as Joe Capp famously said. My drawers were damp, and from then on in the NFL it was "on" whenever teams took the field. The years have simply added "bigger, stronger, faster, better" to the lexicon and not just in football; the basketball players you see now could've been light heavy weight boxing champions in the day.

Around the same time, I'm down by Boise State and here's the football team doing laps around the stadium. Pouring buckets of sweat, trudging along in the remorseless heat, round and round. My friend said "if they want to stay Big Sky champs that's what they have to do". Can you think of anything more useless than marathon training for football players? But that's how it was. The only thing it did was measure commitment. All  concepts of explosiveness, focused-energy,intensity were foreign.

As for explosiveness; on the kinetic level football is a series of contact sprints with dashes of sumo wrestling and ballet. Modern trainers understand this better, and Broncos have gotten especially good ones. In the day, I always noticed we had stamina( I used to think our elevated sea level played a part).WR Terry Hutt told me how he and Mike Holton used to challenge each other after practice to a series of sprints.It sure showed; I'll save a story about Mike for a later post(he still hold records as does Terry)

All Pro TE Tony Gonzales pointed out that the 2 players with  great longevity, Warren Moon and Marcus Allen, both used intensely focused stretching for at least half their workouts. Gonzales also said having good guns may look great "but they don't mean much on a football field". I think this points the way to the future. Tony uses weights, but he spends more of his time stretching and working his "trunk". I think the protoype for the future is the Tyrannasaurus Rex-functional, nasty arms but the real strength and its delivery lie in  in the trunk and legs, esp the quads. Skeptical? What is the most common criticism of a defender? "Arm tackling". Saw a picture of Kyle Wilson in the Bronco commemorative book-I think those guns of his will be considered a little over-determined in the future. Like the marathon running in the day, bench presses etc measure commitment, energy and focus but I think the future "body  model"  will be  the kangaroo/TRex. type  and I think the training of the future will be geared towards obtaining it.

Thoughts?        

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another great post!

I agree with your comments. Specificity in training has helped all sports advance, and this certainly includes football. One question; I seem to remember that the College All-Star game had the previous year’s NFL champions playing in this game. It could be that the early editions had the champions playing, but then it changed. Can you pass on some clarification on this? Thanks!

by typhoonblue on Mar 15, 2010 9:00 AM PDT reply actions  

one more (unrelated) thing...

I enjoyed your salute to the classic ’60’s song, “The Condition My Condition Is In” (or something to that effect). Do you remember what band did this song? Fellow old-timers need to know!!

by typhoonblue on Mar 15, 2010 9:06 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Isn't it Kenny Rogers?

"Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish."

by Dr. Jrig on Mar 15, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes indeed Keeny-although not at the time Id'd.

The group was The First Edition( and no featuring KR crap at the time), which I believe was the first group he was in after The New Christy Minstrels. As for the All Star game, I do not recall them playing the champ but given the scheduling it may have been scheduled and serendipitously occurred. I just recall random teams. As for KR(who made a good bird too-we had a couple of shops here that closed but I think they may be opened other places) I wonder if he does this song-very druggy, no "You picked a fine time Lucillee) stuff.

by tvmunson on Mar 15, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

thanks!

Thanks for the info. We’re really exposing our old age by reminiscencing about the old college all-star game and drug-induced ’60’s songs! At least with age comes wisdom (I hope)!

by typhoonblue on Mar 15, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since we're talking T-Rex's

you might have used Bang a Gong in there somewhere as an appropriate musical metaphor. An excellent post, nonetheless.

by broncoitis on Mar 15, 2010 10:35 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Marc Bolan R I P

wherever you are I hope only your Les Paul is on fire

by tvmunson on Mar 15, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

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