Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through Bronco Nation
Not a creature was stirring but
Drew, Nick and Kevan without trepidation;
The stocking were hung
By the blue with care,
In hope Coach Pete
Soon would be there.
Bronco Nation were nestled
All snug in their beds,
While visions of the Muscle Hamster
Danced in their heads;
And Mama in her Orange
And I in my Blue
Had just settled down
For a long winter’s snooze-
When out on the turf
There rose such a clatter,
I "Venable" launched
To see what was the matter.
Away to the window
I flew like T. Young,
Tore open the shutters
And threw up the sash.
The stadium lights on the breast
Of the freshly installed blue,
Gave a luster of midday
To objects below;
When, what to my wandering eyes
Should appear,
But a Blue and Orange Bus
Full of Bronco cheer,
Coach Pete was the driver
So classy and smart
The greatest of coaches,
The greatest by far.
More rapid then eagles
His players they came,
Blue collar and gifted,
And he called them by name-
Now, Martin! Now Avery!
Now, Pettis and Paul
On, Tevis! On, Titus!
On, Efaw and Moore!
To the top of stadium
To the top of the Hall
To the End Zone!
To the End Zone!
To the end Tone they Go!
As style points count
Let the wild trickeration fly.
When met with an obstacle
Overcome it they will,
As I drew in my head
And was turning around,
To the award room Coach Pete
Came with a bound.
He was dressed all in blue
From his head to his foot.
From the start we knew we had nothing to fear
Just look at his playbook, so fast and so quick.
He gets great effort from his team,
As we are a family they beam.
A bundle of awards and trophies
He had flung on his back,
And the haters looked on with
Jealousy as he opened his pack.
His eyes how they twinkled!
His dimples how merry!
O’ he made haters red,
With a lot of envy!
His team was overrated
The haters would say
After all they had a weak schedule
Sisters of the poor they would play.
Bleymaier will say schedule us if you dare,
Home and home will be fair.
They laughed and they laughed
As they said HELL! No way,
Just look what happened to Virginia Tech
And Oregon twice they daresay.
We will lose to you and our
National champion hopes, will flutter away.
He gave no declaration,
But went straight to work,
Win after win made the trolls really lurk.
Two fiesta bowl victories stacked at the top
Twelve straight against Idaho,
Make’s the success non-stop.
The biggest box of all,
He set aside from the others,
Smiled and stated "don’t open until next fall."
And laying his finger
Aside of his nose,
And giving a nod
Up the chimney he rose.
He jumped on the bus,
To his team gave a whistle,
And they all drove away
Like the down of a thistle.
But I saw as they drove
The Dork Assassin lifted,
His pistols double fisted,
And stated "Merry Christmas to all,
Do not despair, just wait to see
Where we are,
This time next year!"
Merry Christmas, Bronco Nation.
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