The NUGies: The media, the hair, and Doug Martin TD runs
Ladies and gentlemen, but probably mostly gentlemen, welcome to Day One of the second annual NUGies. We received hundreds of votes for Boise State's end-of-year awards, so thank you for your participation and feedback.
Without further ado, the jump. And then Day One of the awards.
Note: The rest of the NUGies will be revealed tomorrow, including Offensive and Defensive Players of the Year, Boise State's Game of the Year, and the Marty Tadman Awesome Award.

Most Inevitable Fail NUGie
Kyle Brotzman field goals from the left hash
| Kyle Brotzman field goals from the left hash | 136 | 69% | |
| The drama of the WAC championship race | 10 | 5% | |
| Center-QB exchanges in the red zone | 31 | 16% | |
| Tackling Ryan Mathews | 18 | 9% | |
| Other | 2 | 1% |
The impetus for this award, Kyle Brotzman field goals was the clear winner in one of the most lopsided votes of the awards season. Karl Benson's gag order on WAC championship drama certainly helped.
Notable write-in votes: Troy Oppie's failed attempt at starting a grassroots campaign for "swinging gate two-point conversions" never really took flight.
Favorite Playcall NUGie
The 3-3-5 blitzing defense
| Titus Young fly sweep | 35 | 18% | |
| Wild Avery formation | 14 | 7% | |
| Play-action to the tight end | 38 | 19% | |
| WR and RB screens | 7 | 4% | |
| The 3-3-5 blitzing defense | 90 | 46% | |
| Other | 12 |
6% |
Miami (OH) QB Daniel Raudabaugh totally agrees with this selection.
Notable write-in votes: A handful of people voted for "pretty much anything involving Doug Martin," which really warms my heart. And I may have found the biggest snub of awards season when a voter reminded me that Austin Pettis fade passes did not make the nominee list. If only this were the Pro Bowl and RB screens could pull out with an injury.
Least Favorite Playcall NUGie
The option with Kellen Moore
| Passes to Mitch Burroughs in the flat | 49 | 25% | |
| The option with Kellen Moore | 86 | 44% | |
| Toss sweeps in short yardage situations | 24 | 12% | |
| Anything when Mike Coughlin is in the game | 26 | 13% | |
| Brad Elkin coffin corner punts | 6 | 3% | |
| Other | 3 | 2% |
Kellen Moore option plays are bad, even more so when they are called to the short side of the field against defenses like TCU. But is the option 20 percent worse than Mitch Burroughs passes? David Augusto's fantasy team would beg to differ.
Notable write-in votes: Runs up the middle on 3rd and long. I know, right. What is this? The NFL?
The Mark Johnson Misadventures in Broadcasting NUGie
"Doug Harper"
| "Doug Harper" | 92 | 48% | |
| Rod Gilmore and Joe Tessitore "Storm the Dorm" | 34 | 18% | |
| Tom Scott calling Matt Kaiserman "Shea McClellin" | 32 | 17% | |
| Karl Benson's ESPN interview | 26 | 14% | |
| Other | 6 | 3% |
On the one hand, Mark Johnson repeatedly confusing injured D.J. Harper with healthy Doug Martin was a setback to broadcasting. On the other hand, could you imagine if this Doug Harper guy really existed?
Notable write-in votes: Byron Hout's punch-a-thon received a vote, as did Justin Corr and Zach Wolken. However, my favorite write-in was clearly the FOX play-by-play man pronouncing Poinsettia.
Meme of the Year NUGie
Ripping Boise State's strength of schedule
| Comparing Matt Kaiserman to Brock Forsey | 24 | 12% | |
| Ripping Boise State's strength of schedule | 119 | 62% | |
| "Carrying the flag" for injured Bronco players | 18 | 9% | |
| Rhyming things with "Bronco Nation" | 5 | 3% | |
| Ridiculous stadium color schemes | 24 | 12% | |
| Other | 3 | 2% |
This category was made possible with generous participation from "the media."
NUGie for Favorite Doug Martin Run
Recovered fumbled snap score against Utah State
| Breaking three tackles on 3-yard TD run against Utah State | 70 | 36% | |
| Sideline romp late in the fourth quarter against San Jose State | 12 | 6% | |
| TD run against Bowling Green | 12 | 6% | |
| Recovered fumbled snap score against Utah State | 86 | 44% | |
| Other | 16 | 8% |
The real winner here? Bronco fans.
Notable write-in vote: Martin's fourth quarter run against Nevada.
Best Hair NUGie
Jarrell Root's afro
| Kyle Wilson's dreadlocks | 58 | 29% | |
| Jarrell Root's afro | 72 | 37% | |
| Billy Winn's mohawk | 28 | 14% | |
| Jerrell Gavins's "T-Pain" 'do | 19 | 10% | |
| Matt Slater's party in the back | 10 | 5% | |
| Other | 10 | 5% |
Root beat out Kyle Wilson for the best hair award, which is kind of bittersweet because Root plans to get a haircut at the Broncos' Fan Fiesta on Saturday. I think it's clear what kind of haircut he needs to get in order to repeat next year. A bowl cut.
Notable write-in votes: George Iloka received a fair number of write-ins, although there was hardly a consensus on what his haircut really is. I got everything from mohawk to side fade to Etch-a-Sketch. Can we get a Chadd Cripe report on this?
Most Devastating Injury NUGie
Austin Pettis
| D.J. Harper | 35 | 18% | |
| Richie Brockel | 22 | 11% | |
| Matt Kaiserman | 2 | 1% | |
| Austin Pettis | 135 | 70% | |
| Daron Mackey | 0 | 0% | |
| Jamar Taylor | 0 | 0% | |
| Other | 0 | 0% |
As further evidence of his importance to the team, Pettis wasn't injured until the penultimate game of the regular season, and his injury was still named most devastating by a wide margin. In related news, Daron Mackey and Jamar Taylor will now need new motivation for their rehab.
Notable write-in votes: None. This was the only category with zero write-ins, which must bum out Chuck Hayes.
Kirby Moore NUGie for Most Anticipated Newcomer in 2010
RB Malcolm Johnson
| RB Malcolm Johnson | 58 | 31% | |
| DE Tyrone Crawford | 31 | 17% | |
| WR Aaron Burks | 32 | 17% | |
| WR Geraldo Hiwat | 16 | 9% | |
| LB Allen Mooney | 6 | 3% | |
| LB John Michael Davis | 20 | 11% | |
| DT Matt Paradis | 13 | 7% | |
| Other | 10 | 5% |
Your excitement is justified.
Notable write-in votes: Some others who received votes were Ebo Makinde, Ricky Tjong-a-Tjoe, Matt Miller, and a new kicker for the left hash.
NUGie for Worst Bronco-related Media Moment
Sad cowbell girl
| Troy Oppie blaming Austin Pettis's broken ankle on Coach Pete's decision to go for two | 48 | 25% | |
| Brian Murphy predicting all season long that Boise State would not make a BCS bowl | 46 | 24% | |
| The Coach Pete fake Twitter account | 4 | 2% | |
| Sad Cowbell Girl | 88 | 46% | |
| Other | 7 | 4% |
FOX's video of a blind Boise State band member playing the cowbell sparked an Internet sensation, followed shortly by an Internet apology. The lesson here: Never make fun of anyone you see on TV unless they are Mark Johnson.
The Joe Giansante Memorial Bronco Hater NUGie for Media Bias
Craig James
| Craig James | 118 | 61% | |
| Chris Fowler | 4 | 2% | |
| Gregg Doyel | 3 | 2% | |
| Gene Wojciechowski | 18 | 9% | |
| Mark May | 48 | 25% | |
| Other | 4 | 2% |
Is Craig James dominating this award a sign of things to come for Public Enemy No. 1 voting? This is the type of thing that would be discussed if Boise State had its own Access Hollywood show.
OBNUG Post of the Year NUGie
Mr. Fiskers
| Mr. Fiskers's takedown of Gene Wojciechowski | 119 | 63% | |
| Oregon's Know Your Enemy | 45 | 24% | |
| The UC Davis anagram roster | 4 | 2% | |
| FanPost from US military member Polynikes | 12 | 6% | |
| Boise State basketball preview | 7 | 4% | |
| Other | 3 | 2% |
Yo, Mr. Fiskers, I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish ... but the 2008 Oregon blog bet was the best OBNUG post of all time.
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Comments
i like it
and am excited for tomorrow’s entry. i am working but, eh, that can wait. kudos.
favorite quote from the “3-3-5 defense” post: “QB sack. Drive over. Fistpumps all around.”
love it.
Grindhouse
by Grindhouse on Jan 21, 2010 8:44 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Very Nice.
I think I should be hired covertly by Boise State’s PR firm. Then I would wreak havoc on all the Bronco Haters with a national voice.
Boise State - The best in all the land (The "land" being Idaho, and large parts of California, Oregon, and Nevada.)
by Mikrino on Jan 21, 2010 8:56 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Get'm Mikrino!
It’s always entertaining when you get a fire under you. Wreak that havoc.
by Rand McNalley on Jan 21, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Forgot about Chuck
Who will win at #2 DT? I see a lot of talent there. Bacon & Hayes-sounds like a law firm.
tvmunson
by tmunson on Jan 21, 2010 9:54 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Newcomers/09 Scout Team
Some brief notes on the newcomers & future of the program…
Malcolm Johnson – has been solid.
Joe Southwick – should be really good when he takes over for Mellen… err Kellen.
Ebo Makinde – should be a good one as well.
Ricky Tjong-a-Tjoe – lots to learn, but should be a good one.
Nick Alexander – is really soft.
Justin Jungblut – another one who should be pretty good.
Young LBs in general – dumb and bad. Good thing we only use 2 at a time now!
Nickles – dont have any except for Venable & Jason Robinson – need to develop some new nickles.
by Drofdarb23 on Jan 21, 2010 10:14 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Alexander soft?
I read good things about him. I thought nickel sort fo eveolved out of Powers abilities and while improtant generally someone steps up. Am I beign to sanguine? i thought Mooney was good at Lb? Johnson solid? I agree great potential. But I saw 3 fumbles plus several stuffs when he tried high school moves in Div I scrimmage.
tvmunson
by tmunson on Jan 21, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Disagree with some of what Drofdarb said. I do agree with Munson on Alexander.
He’s got the pedigree. It is not every year that we get a player who’s grandpa is the in the HOF (Carl Eller).
Obviously you're not a golfer...
by ty_ol on Jan 21, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Kyle Wilson's dreadlocks
…would have won if we voted like the Heisman.
"Everyone counted us out. I don't know why they keep doing that." -- Kyle Wilson
by Loque on Jan 21, 2010 10:33 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
That video of Malcom Johnson
is amazing. I can’t believe how loaded we will be at RB next year.
by the collinator on Jan 21, 2010 10:55 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I Agree. That Video gets 5 Stars.
A cross between Barry Sanders and Earl Campbell. Fun to watch.
by FirstDown on Jan 21, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We should note.
That teams O-line is pretty good. But, M. Johnson is also a good back — don’t want to take anything away from that.
"Everyone counted us out. I don't know why they keep doing that." -- Kyle Wilson
by Loque on Jan 21, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Mostly gentlemen :P
Hahaha, we do need more girls here. Then again, I don’t know many girls who spend as much time reading football articles as me :P WOOOT NUGies. Brava
Disrespect MY teams, will ya??? We shall seeeeeee. . .
by LenaZanArbor on Jan 21, 2010 11:09 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Z's tie matches the spicy mustard sauce at P.F. Changs.
Coincidence?
Obviously you're not a golfer...
by ty_ol on Jan 21, 2010 5:24 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Close
but I think it may be closer to the lettuce wraps sauce they mix table side. Good stuff.
by MooreWalksOnWater on Jan 21, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The debate we should be having...
2008 Oregon Bet = 2006 Bronco team
Mr. Friskers = 2009 Bronco team
I love the colors Orange and Blue. Go Broncos!!! Go Titans!!! BAD WORD Gators!!!
by TitanBronco on Jan 21, 2010 6:01 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
Mr. Fiskers > 2009 Bronco team
2009 Bronco team was great, but Mr. Fiskers never played down to opponents.
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Jan 21, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Do you think the Athletic dept would approve:
The Boise State Fiskers!
"Everyone counted us out. I don't know why they keep doing that." -- Kyle Wilson
by Loque on Jan 21, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hair
Seriously disappointed that Matt Slater’s party in the back got so few votes. Have we forgotten the power of the mullet? I think I need to play the reverse racism card here….
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
by appleshampoo on Jan 22, 2010 2:12 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I like it!
I voted for Root mainly because of what his hair stood for, rather than it’s look.
by Cougarflounder on Jan 22, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
































