There is a lot to be discovered about a team through gamefilm, statistical breakdowns, and advanced scouting reports. There is very little to discover about a team through running their roster through an anagram server in a vain attempt at humor.

Oh well! Here goes nothing, I guess.

(An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. For instance, "Britney Spears" translates into "Presbyterians." Try it for yourself.)

    Mike Haywood     Aloha, My Cowhide

Sean Redwine   Darn Weenies

Nate Williams   Winiest Llama

Matt Kennedy   Knead My Tent

Chris Givens   Chess Virgin

Dustin Woods   Odd Snowsuit

Jamal Rogers   Major Glares

Austin Brown   Rainbow Nuts

Wes Williams   Wise Sawmill

Evan Harris   Ear Varnish

And my personal favorite ...

Martin Channels   Mannish Central