If you want hard-hitting analysis, this is not it. Be patient. It's coming later today.

In the meantime, enjoy humorous jokes at the expense of wordplay, as I run UC Davis's roster through an anagram server. No opponent is immune - even the bad, FCS ones.

(An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself.)

Victor Lee Violet Rec

Mike Morales Email Smoker

Eric Sobotka Brat Cookies

Mason Thomas Moon Asthmas

Brock Butler Blob Trucker

Nick Aprile Panic Liker

Frederick Rice Derrick Fierce

Ryan Johnson Johnny Arson

Austin Heyworth Yeah, Truth Winos

Sean Creadick Aced Skincare

Bakari Grant Bargain Kart

Al Doiron Iron Load

Frank Scalercio Crack for Aliens

Tim Ketaily Email Kitty

Robert Ayotte Booty Retreat

Sean Davies Van Disease

Brandon Sofley Baloney Fronds

Reggie Mason Green Amigos