Reminiscing is a thing of the past, and oh how great it was!!!

I wanted to pay a tribute to an article that will be forever enshrined in my "memory box".  (It's really nothing special, just an old valentine's day box that jessica gave to me in 3rd grade. that was when she... well, nevermind)

Anyways, there are few articles that will survive the ages, and I strongly feel that the literary genius behind our fearless leaders of OBNUG was on full display for this one!  I hope that if nothing else, this brings back good memories, laughs, and a little more excitement for the game for those of us who can't handle what we already have! Anyways, Thank you OBNUG allstars for this great post among many others!

Make the Jump to read portions of the infamous addicted to quack blog bet payoff. (Full text available at ATQ.) and without further adieu, in their second appearence, I give you OBNUG, K. Moore, and I. Johnson ... and the crisis in Eugene.

Location: One Bronco Nation Under God headquarters, parents' basement.

Scene: Kellen Moore, Ian Johnson, and the bloggers of OBNUG are playing Scattergories on a Wednesday night, like they always do.  

Kellen Moore: An occupation that starts with "P."

Ian Johnson: Plumber.

Kellen Moore: Pat Sajak's Personal Plant Psychiatrist. Four points!

OBNUG: Nothing. 

News report comes on TV. Moore, Johnson, and OBNUG turn to listen. 

Newsman: A crisis in Eugene. Oregon head coach Mike Bellotti has taken Nike CEO Phil Knight and a barista hostage in a downtown Starbucks. The Eugene volunteer SWAT team is currently on the scene, and the area has been secured. Bellotti's lists of demands include a replay of the Oregon game, a retroactive medical redshirt for Dennis Dixon, and a sincere compliment about his goatee. We'll bring you more details as they arise. Up next, David Augusto interviews himself! 

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Underage Nike factory laborers attack Moore with their tiny sewing needles. Moore holds them off, helps them find jobs in America where they can earn minimum wage, and co-signs on an apartment for them. 

Knight: Destroy him, Pacific Ocean! 

The Pacific Ocean crashes into Moore and rocks and roars, trying to crush the young quarterback. Joe Giansante enters. 

Giansante: "This is the Pacific Ocean's Super Bowl." 

Joe Giansante leaves. 

Just when things look bleak, Moore drinks the Pacific Ocean and spits it out in a fine mist over the dry farmlands of the Midwestern plains, causing pure ethanol corn to grow, and thereby solving the energy crisis. 

Knight and Bellotti: (together) Drat! 

Moore approaches Knight and Bellotti. 

Moore: Let's settle this like men. UNO Attack time!