I AM BACK!

I had a huge diatribe all written up where I blame the OBNUG staff for adding to my abandonment issues, leading me to a hard 4 months of crack and cheap women topped off with visit to the ER after a bad experience with erotic autoasphixiation.  But after a few sessions with my therapist I am now ready to welcome you all back with open arms. 

A few hard-hitting questions that Kevan has yet to answer since his return to the blogosphere are:

#1.  What was the buy-out that Edmonton had to pay to get Z released from his P.F. Chang's contract?

#2.  When shouting "BACON" at the stadium this year, is it more acceptable to say it like that dog on the Beggin' Strips commercial, like the Yankees fans used to say "REG-GIE", or that good old stadium standby, "Let's go, Bacon. (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)"?

#3.   Will Dairy Queen win the naming rights to Bronco Stadium?  Will it be called the Blue Raspberry Mister Misty Stadium?

I'm totally down to travel to the away games this year, so if someone secures me a ticket and doesn't mind picking me up from the airport, and hosting me for the night, I will gladly pay for my ticket and yours (please keep in mind we are in a recession and I'm not that rich).  I'm also down for continuing some Game Day havoc, and even I'll suply the Everclear to help ease the pain of the beatings we are more than likely going to be receiving.

As always, you will find me on the ESPN boards making Graham Watson's life a living hell.  Also, Kevan made sure he found another website that my place of business does not allow us to use the comment feature on.  So, if I still feel like commenting after I get off work, I might (during baseball season though, forget it).