Have you ever seen those insect fights on Youtube where they pit something like a centipede vs. a Wolf spider?  Ok, so maybe I'm in between jobs right now, but I thought, and I quote, "Why not pit BSU players against each other? Oh, and throw in a 1,000 lb. Grizzly Bear?"

This one is really tough.  First off, forget the Grizzly Bear, he's off digging through garbage cans.  If Byron Hout and Ryan Winterswyk faced off in a cage match on the blue, I can't legitimately give either the advantage.  Hout's Mr. Incredible-like nose and forehead vs. Swky's 10 ft. wingspan...

Help me out people!  Who you got?