The Mikrino Poll: Let's do like every other talking head this week, and completely overlook NMSU. YAY!
by Mikrino on Dec 4, 2009 8:22 AM PST
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Welcome once again the Mikrino Poll. Sit back and enjoy the awesomeness that is me! This week we'll follow the lead of ESPN and completely assume that a win this Saturday is a foregone conclusion for the Broncos. We'll move right into which BCS bowl the Broncos will get, and why you shouldn't believe insider info, from a blog.
It does not look goodwhen 5 of your 12 opponents are currently ranked 99th or lower. That means you are playing five games where all you need to do is make sure the bus gets to the game on time. That doesn’t impress folks. I think your coach has the right idea though…you need to catch people’s attention and the trickery and such does just that. But, in a serious conference with NFL capable players, someone would get maimed if you tried that stuff week in and week out. I could see you losing players left and right in the Big Ten over the course of a full season.
NFL capable players?
The above comment alone makes me want to see the Broncos get Iowa in the Fiesta Bowl. And then proceed to pound them into the turf with loads of Doug Martin and Dan Paul. Every time some ignorant, random, BCS team's fan, makes a comment about trickery/gimmicky/gadget/smurf turf Boise State, I immediately dismiss their ability to debate intelligently. Then I get pissed. Yes, the Broncos have and use tricks plays to their benefit. It doesn't make them a trick play offense, does it?
So as we completely step over NMSU tomorrow, we'll all begin looking forward to a possible BCS bid. Then on Christmas morning Sunday, we'll find out Boise State's fate. And I now really hope it's Iowa.
God Hates Iowa.
No really, He HATES Iowa.
So this week's poll will center on the myriad ways Boise State would defile Hawkeye Football. We'll also make this poll multi-lateral. Which is to say, if the Broncos happen to get a BCS bid against a team other than Iowa, insert their name into poll choices and, Voila! Your hatred shifts instantly. AWESOOOME!
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I usually hate you, Mikrino. I just couldn’t vote to hate you this week. This poll has got to be your best so far. I really hope we play Iowa. I think it would be a good match up.
I love the colors Orange and Blue. Go Broncos!!! Go Titans!!! BAD WORD Gators!!!
I hope Stanzi is healthy.
I want Kyle Wilson, Brandon Thompson, Jeron Johnson, George Iloka, Jarrell Gavins (that was for you, Crissie), and Byron Hout (tipped at the line) to have multiple interceptions.
"You know where i'm from, a little suspicion about one's true identity and motives is considered good manners."
-- Nale
Why thank you Loque.
I want Jerrell to take one to the house so that I can get myself ejected by running out for the chest bump.
OBNUG Resident Mom and Bronco Nation Podcast Field Reporter.
I'll take care of the bail money for you. It would be worth it
by BSUTHROWBALLFOREVER on Dec 4, 2009 6:55 PM PST up reply actions
Thank you, thank you... I try...
Boise State - The best in all the land (The "land" being Idaho, and large parts of California, Oregon, and Nevada.)
Karma god alert!
I already saw a post about the post-game WAC trophy ceremony. I know we’ve won a share, but all this overlooking has me a little skitish. Remember, Custe roverlooked a few Indians.(this is Native American week on OBNUG)
tvmunson
That is genius Mikrino
I eagerly anticipate your poll all week long and this was some good stuff. Glad to see that as of right now, the majority of us are hating Mikrino this week. That was a home run – you get to hate Mikrino, want an “all of the above option”, b1tch and complain that there isn’t one, be a doofus, think the Broncos are going to demolish the Hawkeyes and relive God hating Iowa. Good stuff. A+
OBNUG Resident Mom and Bronco Nation Podcast Field Reporter.
I've just been over on the Iowa blog and...
I think I remember the origins of the ‘I hate Mikrino’ option…
Good times!
"Well, we'll just have to get to know each other a little better then. I like Ferris wheels, college football, and anything that goes more than 200 miles an hour."
So much hate ...
If God hates Iowa, I’m not going to argue with God.
(PS. I took the s-word out of the Iowa fan quote in your story. It now says “stuff,” which may not be as descriptive but is a lot more literal.)
"Only film the ones that are standing, Kenneth." - Tony Perkis
I just realized
Soon, I will only be able to hate you in my head and not officially in a poll. That makes me a little sad inside.
That makes me sad... =[
Not really, but I have to ask… Why?
Boise State - The best in all the land (The "land" being Idaho, and large parts of California, Oregon, and Nevada.)
It's too bad.
I can’t rec this article anymore. With the influx of our favorite fans from Iowa coming over when we don’t play them, I wonder what it would have like if we DID play them. They and Craig James would be silent for 2 years after the beating they’d receive next month.
"You know where i'm from, a little suspicion about one's true identity and motives is considered good manners."
-- Nale
That makes me happy... =]
They really are buffoons aren’t they?
I thought Oregon fans were extremely hyper-sensitive, but I think these guys are crying as they type.
Boise State - The best in all the land (The "land" being Idaho, and large parts of California, Oregon, and Nevada.)
by Mikrino on Dec 18, 2009 9:08 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
At least I can still rec your comments.
"You know where i'm from, a little suspicion about one's true identity and motives is considered good manners."
-- Nale
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Fri 08/31 | 6:00 p.m. MT |
| Miami (OH) | Sat 09/15 | 2:00 p.m. MT |
| BYU |
Thu 09/20 | TBA |
| @ New Mexico | Sat 09/29 | TBA |
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| UNLV | Sat 10/20 | 1:30 p.m. MT |
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| @ Hawaii | Sat 11/10 | 5:00 p.m. MT |
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| @ Nevada | Sat 12/1 | TBA |
