The Louisiana Tech Bulldogs anagram roster
Let's start Louisiana Tech week off on the right foot - with semi-witty wordplay through the use of anagrams.
Actual analysis to come a bit later. For now, a look at the Bulldog roster through the eyes of an anagram server. After the jump, enjoy.
(An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself.)
Daniel Porter
Patrol Denier
R.P. Stuart
Purr Tats
Rob McGill
Comb Grill
Ben Harris
Bra Shiner
Dennis Morris
Nimrod Sirens
Mason Hitt
Than Moist
Solomon Randle
Normal Noodles
Deon Young
Yo Dungeon
Tym Toussaint
Mutiny Toasts
Colby Cameron
Mealy Corncob
Myke Compton
Poky Comment
Dusty Rust
Stud Yurts
Christian Lacey
Calisthenic Ray
Ramone Randle
Almond Earner
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Ooohh… every solid line up.
As he unveiled the sign to his new Italian restaurant, he wished he had gone with a name slightly more catchy than “Normal Noodles”.
by MooreWalksOnWater on Nov 3, 2009 7:59 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
is it just me,
or is Kevan intentionally adding more names to his list every week?
My short stories are going to become novels.
Boise State - The best in all the land (The "land" being Idaho, and large parts of California, Oregon, and Nevada.)
by Mikrino on Nov 3, 2009 8:25 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I will end you, Mikrino
But seriously, how could I pass up Mr. Than Moist? I am only guilty of reporting facts.
"I eat success for breakfast - with skim milk!" - Tony Perkis
by Kevan Lee on Nov 3, 2009 8:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
normal noodles
and mutiny toasts; first sounds like a bargain basement crbo load and the latter sounds like a John Updike novel
tvmunson
by tmunson on Nov 3, 2009 9:04 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Mr. Munson,
Will you kindly include a link to the online version of the Munson to English Dictionary (MED) on all future posts? Thank you.
Obviously you're not a golfer...
by ty_ol on Nov 3, 2009 9:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I misspelled one word
just one-carbo! that’s really getting picayune! If you’re referring to my punctuation look a Mikrino’s post. I think you were waiting with the MED line(I admit-it’s good) and took the first opportunity.
tvmunson
by tmunson on Nov 3, 2009 11:47 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
orange circus
gave me the Mother of all Munson’s yesterday! I really garbled that one.
tvmunson
by tmunson on Nov 3, 2009 11:49 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I know its early
for analysis but I get a creepy feeling about this one. I dont’ like it when a team that’s “down” loses key players. I know its counter-intuitive but when a team gets backed up too far watch out. I’d rather have La Tech healthy and hitting on all cylinders going into this thing. Plus the “peripheral tells” dont look good. Long trip, weird ass “Deliverance”-style area of the country, LT hasn’t lost at home-nope, don’t like it. Don’t like it at all.( I know “Deliverance” was set in and filmed in Georgia-it’s close enough. Humid, inbred, fatback-eating brown-liquor drinking i e southern)
tvmunson
by tmunson on Nov 3, 2009 12:32 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Don't overthink this one, munson...
La Tech is undefeated at home against the likes of Nicholls State, Hawaii, and New Mexico State.
Also, last year they were considered a pretty solid squad and only managed 3 points against Boise State. This one will only be close if Boise State lets it. I think we’ll see another lopsided outcome this Friday.
by Drew Roberts on Nov 3, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Thank you FFBSU
I use these posts as my rhetorical “knocking on wood”. And I commend you as you are obviously an aficianado of Dennis Miller who admonsihes regularly not to overthink. Having vented my anxiety, and benefitted from your cogent analysis, I move on.Overthinking-I was going to say my worst characteristic but I have so many others(“Body Heat”-Maddy says “You’re not very smart-I like that in a man” and Hurt says ’I’ve got others-horny, lazy.." “you dont’ look lazy”)
tvmunson
by tmunson on Nov 3, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Brown-Liquor Drinking?
What’s wrong with brown liquor? Clear liquor fascist!
yours truly, Garment Kart
by marktgarten on Nov 3, 2009 8:06 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
That's from
Tom Wolfe’s “A Man in Full” where he describes the football coach as a loose-meat brown-liquor drinker, implying he’s a redneck. I’m a bourbon man too; like Churchill said why would anyone want to drink liquor they cant see?
tvmunson
by tmunson on Nov 4, 2009 8:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's a job I want...
Bra Shiner. I shine all bras. Only ones being used are accepted. Come one, come all. I turn no used bras down. Youthful 20-year-oldish sizes preferred! Open-air waiting room offered, kept to a cool 65 degrees. If you go all-in for the complete bra shining experience, hands-on mamograms are included at no-charge.
Disclaimer Discounts for B and C cups apply Tuesday-Thursday. A small 10% surcharge added to fees for sizes above DD to help offset future carpal tunnel syndrome.
LOL
I hate everyone equally...especially Vandals!
by BSUFlyboy on Nov 3, 2009 1:09 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Dude!
You’ll really only shine my bra when I’m wearing it?
Score!
"You know where i'm from, a little suspicion about one's true identity and motives is considered good manners."
-- Nale
by Loque on Nov 3, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A dude wearing a bra?
full body shiver
I hate everyone equally...especially Vandals!
by BSUFlyboy on Nov 3, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Good morning BRA SHINE
the world says hello
I’ll pull on your bra straps
you pull down below
tvmunson
by tmunson on Nov 3, 2009 1:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
oops
I hope crissie and orange circus arent here
tvmunson
by tmunson on Nov 3, 2009 1:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
shining bra
no matter who you are
for the world to see
what your t*** mean to me
shing bra for you to see
what your t**** can truly be
tvmunson
by tmunson on Nov 3, 2009 1:43 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
And now, a short story from Mikrino.
Calisthenic Ray had just left his gym late one evening when a Patrol Denier passed by. Ray rushed to the alley way in hopes that the Denier didn’t spot him. He was safe. The patrol denier was a automaton droid that patrolled the streets when elevenspan had passed. Ray knew it was past elevenspan.He shouldn’t be so careless.
He knew if he was spotted out, he would be accused of anti-Empire activities. He had to be careful walking home, or else the Nimrod Siren might sound. Chancellor Nimrod had them installed several doudenary shifts ago, shortly after The Upheaval. The sirens were also automatons that patrolled The Polis like the deniers. The deniers detained you for transport to Yo Dungeon. A temporary hold until sixspan came, but the chances of getting out with out a trip to the BRA Shinerwere much better than being lifted by the Sirens. The Sirens alerted the Empire Force. Led by the Chancellor’s own son, Stud Yurts. Stud was a sadistic man. The Polis was full of stories and rumors of things he had done to plebes that had been found by the Sirens and sent to the BRA Shiner. BRA was an acronym for Break the Resistance Affiliation. They were detained for weeks, fed Mealy Corncob, and were subjected to what they called Munity Toasts. The toasts were actually sayings, quotes from the Empire Resolution. If you didn’t recite the quotes verbatim, it became a Poky Comment. You were repeatedly jabbed with what they called a Comb Grill. Plebes were routinely subjected to punishment for anti-Empire activities. They were forced to sleep on old newspapers, confiscated from the pre-Empire era. The newspapers were always more than moist. And there were several other stories out there. Ray often wondered if they were just that, stories, to scare the plebes into submission.
He was almost home now. So far no sign of any more Deniers or Sirens. As he walked by the Normal Noodles deli he thought back when his Delilah was still here. She loved Normal Noodles. He used to take her there every Tuesday, or as it was now called, Thirdiurnal. He lost Delilah during the Resolution. He had been threatened with the BRA Shiner if he resisted any further. Without Delilah there was no reason to resist. So he went on, running his gym, without provocation.
He passed the Almond Earner on the corner, as he did everday. The Empire had outlawed currency. Now plebes were commanded to pay for good or services with Almonds. The problem was that almonds were foreign to the area, and therefore in short supply. And plebes didn’t actually get the almonds either. the were alloted a monthly raion at the Almond Earner. When a plebe submitted their Empirical Code, they received their Almond balance on a piece of paper. Their work level determined the amount of almonds one received on a monthly basis. Ray smirked to himself as he walked by the Almond Earner. The Empire has literally reduced people to work for nuts, he thought. How insidious. We were no longer people, humans. We work plebes, workers, servants to the Empire. There probably were no almonds. We were toiling all day for imaginary kernels. Barely able to feed our children, he thought. Meanwhile the Empirical Council lived outside the walls. Who knows how it was out there, he thought.
Everything was white. Ray didn’t even hear the siren. He didn’t even notice the Empire Force shadowing his every movement as he approached the steps of his co-op dormitory. And now he didn’t even remember being transported to the BRA Shiner. But he knew where he was. Everything glistened in a crisp, clean, overpowering, achromic white. The silence was deafening. In the distance, the faint sound of an automaton droid patrolling the hallway outside. purrrrrr tats, purrrrr tats, purr tats.
On the wall, opposite from him, hung a elegantly framed picture of him and Delilah eating at the Normal Noodles deli. It was a Tuesday.
Boise State - The best in all the land (The "land" being Idaho, and large parts of California, Oregon, and Nevada.)
by Mikrino on Nov 3, 2009 2:30 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
I'll get you next week Mikrino!
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"I eat success for breakfast - with skim milk!" - Tony Perkis
by Kevan Lee on Nov 4, 2009 8:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You should publish a short story collection! Mikrino’s Anagram Roster Stories!
"Well, we'll just have to get to know each other a little better then. I like Ferris wheels, college football, and anything that goes more than 200 miles an hour."
by orangecircus on Nov 4, 2009 8:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Next time I purchase a blow horn.
I’m naming it the Nimrod Siren
"You know where i'm from, a little suspicion about one's true identity and motives is considered good manners."
-- Nale
by Loque on Nov 4, 2009 8:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs















