The Nevada Wolf Pack anagram roster

by Kevan Lee on Nov 23, 2009 2:51 PM PST in WAC rivals Comment 10 comments

As Boise State prepares for its last major hurdle of the season on Friday against Nevada, Bronco fans can prepare by guffawing at the Wolf Pack roster through the eyes of an anagram server. Stay classy, us.

I'll be moving some stuff up this week with Thanksgiving on Thursday, so apologies in advance to those of you who schedule things around OBNUG posts. Serious previews coming tomorrow and Wednesday. In the meantime, witty wordplay after the jump. Beware the Death Rubdowns!

(An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself.)

(Note: Aren't these the best team photos you have ever seen? I don't know whether to laugh or applaud.)

Steve Haley Yeah, Svelte

Chris Barker Brick Sharer

Tray Session Ornate Sissy

Virgil Green Leggin' River

Doyle Miller Elderly Limo

Mo Harvey Ova Rhyme

Dontay Moch A Condo Myth

Ryan Coulson Uncool Yarns

Kevin Basped Spanked Vibe

Mike Ball Mall Bike

Thaddeus Brown Death Rubdowns

Cory Smith My Ostrich

Kevin Grimes Mere Vikings

Courtney Randall Nocturnally Dear

Nick Rhodes Dork Niches

Andre Davis Darned Visa

Kaelin Burnett Anklet Tribune

Galen Schmidt Child Magnets

Mike Andrews Kid Menswear

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I bet the system nearly crashed on Mall Bike!

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by OBNUG Intern on Nov 23, 2009 2:56 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Collin Kaepernick

Kill Inner Peacock

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by OBNUG Intern on Nov 23, 2009 3:03 PM PST reply actions 1 recs

rec'd

"Only film the ones that are standing, Kenneth." - Tony Perkis

by Kevan Lee on Nov 24, 2009 8:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I'm probably going to get in trouble for this...

Chris Ault
A Rich Slut

I couldn’t resist.

Boise State - The best in all the land (The "land" being Idaho, and large parts of California, Oregon, and Nevada.)

by Mikrino on Nov 23, 2009 3:12 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

No trouble

Chris Ault has been asking for that for the past couple decades.

"Only film the ones that are standing, Kenneth." - Tony Perkis

by Kevan Lee on Nov 24, 2009 8:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I found this to be funny...

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/teams/roster?teamId=2440

On the roster is #29 RB, Mark Lampford who is a freshman. I can just imagine his delight when he got to go to UNR to play football, especially since there is a sophomore there bearing a strikingly similar name. Coincidently, they happen to share the same number.

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by OBNUG Intern on Nov 23, 2009 3:42 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Kid Menswear

Comic book hero’s sidekick meets Project Runway

by marktgarten on Nov 23, 2009 4:26 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Coach Pete doesn't waste time to ice the Dork

“With that huge stop on third and long by the tough Bronco Defense, Reno lines up for their third FG attempt of the game, and Dork marches back onto the field. Coach Peterson isn’t gonna bother to attempt to ice Dork as he has missed his previous two attempts and the Bronco SHUTOUT CONTINUES!” … And the Dork misses again! Coach Slut (nice one Mikrino!) is absolutely beside himself…"

by DrewJinx on Nov 23, 2009 6:34 PM PST reply actions 0 recs