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The Idaho Vandals anagram roster

Nothing says rivalry like anagrams. Am I right or am I right?

After the jump, I put the Vandals' roster through an anagram server, letting witty wordplay fight my battles for me. Actual analysis to follow later today and the rest of this week. In the meantime, jokes.

Star-divide

(An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself.)

Brian Reader Arena Birder

Bryce Sinclair Scenic Library

Kevin Small Milk Navels

Preston Davis Vapid Stoners

Andre Ferguson Fedora Gunners

Michael Cosgrove Chemical Grooves

Robert Siavii I Is Riverboat

Aaron Grymes Rosary Mange

Jared Heston Dearest John

Eric Greenwood Coroner Wedgie

Maurice Shaw Samurai Chew

Eric Hunter Heretic Urn

Kama Bailey Amiable Yak

Marsel Posey Mopey Lasers

John McKinley Nickel My John

Benson Mayowa Soybean Woman

Patrick Mealey Meek Paralytic

Daniel Hardy Dairy Handle

Charles Smith Harmless Itch

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Soybean Woman

wears pink??? Makes sense.

by the collinator on Nov 10, 2009 8:28 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Wazzup Collinator!

It’s about time you joined OBNUG!

This is a converted lurker!

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by OBNUG Intern on Nov 10, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Lurkers are the best

Welcome, collinator.

"I eat success for breakfast - with skim milk!" - Tony Perkis

by Kevan Lee on Nov 10, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you Kevan

I enjoy taking refuge in your witty, yet insightful analysis during a hard day at work.

by the collinator on Nov 10, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Samurai Chew

Isn’t that what they call Skoal in Tokyo?

Obviously you're not a golfer...

by ty_ol on Nov 10, 2009 8:42 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Harmless Itch...

Is that what he tells the ladies?

I love the colors Orange and Blue. Go Broncos!!! Go Titans!!!

by TitanBronco on Nov 10, 2009 8:48 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

What did the Vandal say after 9/11?

I didnt know we had a branch in downtown Manhattan.

tvmunson

by tmunson on Nov 10, 2009 9:13 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

funny!

These anagrams are some of the funniest you’ve posted all year. Very appropriate for rivalry week!

by typhoonblue on Nov 10, 2009 9:27 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Samurai Chew has to be 45 years old.

I didn’t know Ike Turner went to U of I?

Boise State - The best in all the land (The "land" being Idaho, and large parts of California, Oregon, and Nevada.)

by Mikrino on Nov 10, 2009 10:07 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Tune later for a nice short story...

Boise State - The best in all the land (The "land" being Idaho, and large parts of California, Oregon, and Nevada.)

by Mikrino on Nov 10, 2009 10:08 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Wow, this was a good set.

So is the coroner wedgie given by the coroner or to the coroner?
Either way, kinda creepy, I would say that’s how people get Rosary Mange.

by Rand McNalley on Nov 10, 2009 10:19 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Both!

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by OBNUG Intern on Nov 10, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Creepy and inappropriate

Makes me want to watch CSI a little more closely, though.

"I eat success for breakfast - with skim milk!" - Tony Perkis

by Kevan Lee on Nov 10, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just when I thought I had erased this image from my mind...

It still amazes me how brightly the guy on the left glows…

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by OBNUG Intern on Nov 10, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You don't wanna know

  but I’m guessing it has something to do with the guy in our front right who’s stroking that shaft for some reason

"Gandhi didn't take a knee, Martin Luther King didn't take a knee, Thomas Edison didn't take a knee, and I sure as hell am not going to take a knee." - Dan Hawkins

by BoiseState on Nov 10, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh wait

 GAYNESS is the title of the poster. Dangling chains and stroking weight shafts make much more sense now.

"Gandhi didn't take a knee, Martin Luther King didn't take a knee, Thomas Edison didn't take a knee, and I sure as hell am not going to take a knee." - Dan Hawkins

by BoiseState on Nov 10, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You guys got me really worked up

I dont know if this goes with this post or not but wtf. I get occassional Vandal emails I guess because I went to law school there and they found em at my firm. The one this a m hinted at giving them some money. I usaully jusr delete but you have me worked up. I tried to send the following message: “I wouldn’t give you warm shit if you held a golden bucket under my ass to collect it in”. It was “undeliverable”. I was going to ask about the donkey thing but no dice.

tvmunson

by tmunson on Nov 10, 2009 12:13 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Dairy Handle?

It doesn’t look like he has dairy handles at all.
You want dairy handles?
I’ll give you dairy handles:

by casketbase on Nov 10, 2009 1:36 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

And now a short story from Mikrino,

This is tale about a day in the life of the soybean woman. She was a laughable sort, and a meek paralytic. You see, every other day or so she would have a harmless itch for some ice cream. She would get up early that day and shout, “Well nickel my john! Where’s my dairy handle?” And off she would go in search for some ice cream.

One bright morning as she passed the scenic library, She saw the new sign for Joe Bob’s new ferry service. Emblazoned in red across the yellow canvas it red I Is Riverboat. “Hey Joe Bob!”, she hollered. “How You’ons doin’ this morning? Atsa nice sign. I’m looking fer ma dairy handle.”
“Goodascan be ’spected I reckon.” said Joe Bob. “Hankerin’ fer some ice cream huh?”
“Indeed Joe Bob, indeed.” And the soybean woman was on her way.
As she passed Mopey Lasers’ farm and his amiable yak, she stopped in the corner store to pick up some Samurai Chew. She loved chaw’n backer. Especially Samurai Chew, it was the best with ice cream. On her way again she stopped at the Hermetic Urn. It was a local shop devoted to the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn. Not really sure what went on in there.
But anyway, back to the tale. Upon leaving the Hermetic Urn, she was hungrier than ever for some ice cream. She was just passing the Arena Birder (named after Larry Birder) when she saw the coroner, Wedgie.
“Wedgie, what you doin’ don here this early?”
" Thurrs beena murder, ma’am ."
“MURDER!” ,exclaimed the soybean woman. “My nickel john! Who?”
" Why its dearest John." said Wedgie. “See these chemical grooves on his arm thurr?”
" I does." she said."
" That’s what happ’ns when someone gits ya with rosary mange."
“Rosary mange?”
“John here was strangled with a rosary, infected with mange. That’s how he got them thurr chemical grooves.”
" That don’t make no bit a sense, Wedgie."
" I know, I know." said Wedgie. " I’ll hafta get ‘em back to the lab." "That’s jus what we in the biz call it. Rosary Mange."
She went on her way. But how could that happen to dearest John? He was always friendly. Finally she stopped in to get some ice cream. " Here to get my dairy handle!" she said.
“Here you go.” said Mopey. “Freshed squeezed milk from the yak just this morning.”
" I love me some dairy handle." she said. “And yer yak is always so friendly.”
“Why that’s what makes good ice cream.” said Mopey. “Happy yaks!”
“You know what makes yak’s milk so much better than cow’s milk?”
" No, what?" she asked. “Milk navels. They have milk navels instead of nipples.”
“Oh, sure.” she said.
She took a dip of Samurai Chew and enjoyed her ice cream.
She started to head home when she passed a group of vapid stoners. The sat on the curb of the street, listless and bored. She gave them the rest of her ice cream and they munched away. She decided she’d stop in at Fedora Gunner’s hat shop and see what was going on. She talked with Gunner’s wife for awhile and offered her some Samurai Chew. Which she accepted. As the day grew on she decided she’d head on home for the night. As she left the hat shop she passed Gunner on his way back in. She couldn’t help but notice the rosary he wore around his neck.

Boise State - The best in all the land (The "land" being Idaho, and large parts of California, Oregon, and Nevada.)

by Mikrino on Nov 10, 2009 3:48 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Love it

I’m hoping for an anthology at the end of the year. I’ll write the preface.

"I eat success for breakfast - with skim milk!" - Tony Perkis

by Kevan Lee on Nov 11, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sure.

This one was difficult. It was really going nowhere, kind of ends abruptly.

Boise State - The best in all the land (The "land" being Idaho, and large parts of California, Oregon, and Nevada.)

by Mikrino on Nov 12, 2009 8:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It busts my head reading this

cant’ imagine writiing it. I thought all the good LSD was gone.:)

tvmunson

by tmunson on Nov 10, 2009 3:59 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

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