Boise State hits conference play this weekend with a showdown at Hawaii. In related news, I remain really stuck on this anagram thing that's probably not as funny as I think.
After the jump, check out Hawaii's roster through the eyes of witty wordplay and an anagram server. Actual analysis will begin tomorrow. You have to start somewhere, right?
(An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself. Hawaii's anagram roster was especially challenging because of player names chock full of vowels. Hence, I delved into the Hawaii coaching staff as well. No offense, Chris Tormey.)
Alex Green General Ex
Greg Salas Laser Gags
Rodney Bradley Brandy Yodeler
Spencer Smith Me Sphincters
Mana Silva Salami Van
Corey Paredes Creepy Adores
Liko Satele Oak Tellies
Tank Hopkins Thanks, Pinko
Austin Hansen Antenna Sushi
Greg Alexander Relaxed Nagger
Luke Ingram Manlike Rug
Bo Montgomery Tomboy Monger
Rich Miano I, Man Choir
Gordan Shaw Dragon Show
Chris Tormey Crime Shorty