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The Tulsa Golden Hurricane anagram roster

Getting to know the Tulsa Golden Hurricane can be done in two ways: actual analysis and sophomoric humor. The actual analysis will be here tomorrow. For now, you're stuck with humorous jokes at the expense of wordplay.

Read after the jump for Tulsa's roster through the eyes of an anagram server.

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(An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself.)

Slick Shelley Silly Heckles

Brandon Thomas Torah Bondsman

Clint Anderson Tennis Caldron

Eric Sproal Orca Pliers

Jamad Williams Wild Mama Jails

Charles Clay Clearly Cash

A.J. Whitmore Major White

Odrick Ray Rock Diary

Wilson Garrison Ingrown Sailors

George Clinkscale Allergenic Geckos

Mike Bryan Maybe Rink

Tanner Antle Renal Tenant

DeAundre Brown Bond Underwear

James Lockett Motel Jackets

Trae Johnson Ornate Johns

LaQuentin Black Banal Neck Quilt

Willie Carter Well Criteria

Michael Such Uh Chemicals

Trent Dupy Nerd Putty

Dashon Bufford Hobos Dandruff

Clay Sears Racy Seals

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Not nearly as good as UC Davis.

Now, let’s discuss the All-Ugly Team. There’s some all americans on Tulsa. I’m looking at you Tennis Caldron.

by MooreWalksOnWater on Oct 11, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

UC Davis set the bar pretty high

“What? Did someone say bar?” – Ingrown Sailors

"I eat success for breakfast - with skim milk!" - Tony Perkis

by Kevan Lee on Oct 12, 2009 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

nerd putty, thats awesome

by bsudayas on Oct 11, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Tennis Cauldren

Maybe on of the best looking Kentucky waterfalls I have ever seen.

"I think I know what you guys are trying to say.....We need to build a space helicopter." Nathan Explosion

by forseyfan36 on Oct 11, 2009 4:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Damon Wayans

is not very happy as he didn’t get the role to play “Major White.”

"You know where i'm from, a little suspicion about one's true identity and motives is considered good manners."
-- Nale

by Loque on Oct 11, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Hobos Dandruff picture looks like a mugshot. They need to fire whatever photographer took that picture.

by Egnowit on Oct 11, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

The name is Bond...

James Bond Underwear

I love the colors Orange and Blue. Go Broncos!!! Go Titans!!!

by TitanBronco on Oct 11, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Torah Bondsman huh?

So that’s like…a Jewish guy who runs a bail-bond place? AWESOME!

by appleshampoo on Oct 12, 2009 1:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Why are they wearing Area League Uniforms?

That’s weird. I just went to the doctor for an ingrown sailor last week.

by Rand McNalley on Oct 12, 2009 8:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for not doing Shavodrick Beaver’s anagram. Seems like it woulda been NC-17

by Drew Roberts on Oct 12, 2009 8:12 AM PDT reply actions  

And now, a short story from Mikrino:

Whilst traveling through a dark and eery forest, I came upon a troop of Allergenic Geckos. One of them, the tallest of the bunch, held in his hands, a Rock Diary. He explained that it was a tribute to all rocks of the land. He went on to tell me that every rock had it own story and he took the time and energy to stop at every rock and get their biography. I asked how on earth he was able to stop and talk to every rock. He simply stated. “Uh chemicals.” To which I exclaimed, “You Racy Seals, how dare you!”

 I abruptly left the gaggle of geckos and continued on my journey. It wasn’t long before I stumble upon a fiery Tennis Caldron. I wasn’t sure what it was at first, until I saw emblazoned on the side, the words, Tennis Caldron. Standing next to the bubbling tennis ball stew was a short squatty little man wearing a Banal Neck Quilt. He told me his name was Nerd Putty. I asked him what the Tennis Caldron was for, and he explained to me that all the used tennis balls of the world get shipped to him for destruction.

I found this very interesting, and asked him why he was asked to destroy all the world’s used tennis balls. He told me that if all the world’s tennis balls weren’t destroyed then the legendary villian, Major White, would return to the world through Roger Federer and claim the planet as his own. Understanding the importance of sending all the world’s tennis balls to the Tennis Caldron, I left the the little man with one tidbit of advice, “Cauldron is misspelled.”, I said. “Leave me alone!” He said vehemently. “LEAVE, before I sprinkle you with Hobos Dandruff!”, he shouted. Knowing the effects of the dreadful Hobos Dandruff, I gathered my things and left in a flash.

After but a short while I happened upon something I had never been witness to before, the famous Ingrown Sailors. Legend has it the these brave and fearless sailors traveled far across the sea, braving all the elements to reach their ancestral burial ground. Once they arrived the rooted out all the creatures who had been squatting on their sacred land. There they had lived ever since, and as a result, they had been become ingrown, never to leave their consecrated land. Not wanting to be mistaken for a squatter, I quickly traveled through without stopping.

But before I could reach the outer limits of the burial ground, I was stopped by a Renal Tenant. Renal Tenants are onery little parasites who stop unsuspecting travelers and try to dupe them by offering a Well Criteria test. Basically they offer free physical exams with the intent of taking up residence in your kidneys. Hence the name, Renal Tenant. Knowing the wicked ways of the Renal Tenant, I always travel with the proper antidote, Bond Underwear. I never leave home without them you see. Bond Underwear is a clear bodysuit that is hermetically sealed to your skin. Nothing, not even a Renal Tenant can penetrate it. I once happened upon a swarm of Motel Jackets, a bloodthirsty type of yellow jacket from India, and even they could not get past my Bond Underwear. Knowing I was safe I simply stalked right past the Renal Tenant with no worry at all.

Once again on the trail, I was in need of some rest so I stopped at the next place along the road. The sign read, Wild Mama Jails. I recognized the name as the famous BBQ eatery from back home, and I knew I could rest here. What has made Wild Mama Jails so famous is there world renowned, Ornate Johns. If ever there were a place I would prefer to relieve myself, it would be here. Cast in pure 24 karat gold, the urinals at Wild Mama Jails were known the world over. So after a quick bite to eat and stop at the Ornate Johns, I was on my way.

On down the road I was and again my trip was interrupted, this time by a Torah Bondsman. The Rabbi was on the hunt for a Renal Tenant who was on the lam. I described the one I had passed along the way. He said that was the one he was in pursuit of. I told him where I had seen him last and he left me at once. Almost immediately afterwards I came upon the Maybe Rink. The Maybe Rink had become well known for its constant temperature of 38 degrees. It was never quite cold enough there for ice hockey. And so the story goes when the kids ask if the rink is ready for play, the reply is always, “Maybe.” Once there was a Killer Whale in the pond that made up the rink. He had a most horrible toothache. But no one in the nearby village had a pair of Orca Pliers, so he had to live his entire life with the toothache. He swore on his tooth the the temperature there would never go lower than 38 degrees since no one ever tired to help him. And since that day it never had.

My trip was just about over. I had almost reached my destination. But with all the interruptions along the way I was worried I would not make it in time. I stopped in at a Clearly Cash to cash a post-dated check, so I would have some money for my trip. I never do that, no really. As I approached my destination I came upon the famous clown, Silly Heckles. He was laughing and carrying on. I told him where I intended to go this Wednesday night. He let out a loud cackle and slapped his own knee. And then he told me, “By golly, you’ve missed it!”
I was askant. I asked him if he was sure of it. He said he was, and asked which way I had come. I told him I took the shortcut through Darkwood Forest. He exclaimed, “Thats it! Don’t you know that time speeds up when you travel through the forest?” I was immediately downcast. I had missed my chance to see my glorious team. As I approached the stadium I could see the scoreboard showing the final score.
It read; Broncos 48, Golden Hurricane 20.

Boise State - The best in all the land (The "land" being Idaho, and large parts of California, Oregon, and Nevada.)

by Mikrino on Oct 12, 2009 11:30 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Too many words

I will have to read this one after work. It will take too much time to read!

Catch me on the BroncoNation Podcast!

by OBNUG Intern on Oct 12, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

YESSSSS! Jackpot!

Boise State - The best in all the land (The "land" being Idaho, and large parts of California, Oregon, and Nevada.)

by Mikrino on Oct 12, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure what part of that story was short

But rec’d anyway.

Favorite line:


It wasn’t long before I stumble upon a fiery Tennis Caldron. I wasn’t sure what it was at first, until I saw emblazoned on the side, the words, Tennis Caldron.

"I eat success for breakfast - with skim milk!" - Tony Perkis

by Kevan Lee on Oct 12, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

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