A thousand apologies to all. This afternoon, our server up and left, like a black box version of Dan Hawkins. It's days like this where we just have to keep reminding ourselves, "We love technology, we love technology, we love technology."

We're up and running again and hope to have these issues behind us. Sorry for keeping you from your daily fix of immaturity and homerism. We'll make up for it tomorrow. In the meantime, we've posted Part II in our III Part series previewing the Poinsettia Bowl. It's up above; take a read. We'll pay the rest of our reparations tomorrow.