Fun with anagrams: putting TCU's roster to the test
Statistical analysis? Been there.
Defensive breakdowns? Done that.
Anagrams? Um.
What's an anagram?
Anagrams might be the key to unlocking the mysteries of TCU. An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. For instance, "Britney Spears" translates into "Presbyterians." Please don't ask how long it took us to figure that out.
We thought it would be valuable to apply this word analysis to some of the stars of TCU's football team, hoping to find a small edge for the Broncos' matchup against the Horned Frogs in the Poinsettia Bowl. Some people believe that you are predisposed toward certain behavior if it is inherent in your name. On that note, here's hoping that "Jerry Hughes" can be changed into "John Gott pancake block."
QB Andy Dalton Dandy Talon
CB Nick Sanders Diner Snacks
QB Marcus Jackson Acorn Jams Suck
DL Cody Moore Code: Roomy
WR Jimmy Young Joy In My Mug
DB Steven Coleman Stolen Caveman
DL Matt Panfil Fat Implant
DB Rafael Priest Feral Pirates
OL Blake Schlueter Leathers Buckle
And our personal favorite:
Head Coach Gary Patterson
Angry Prostate
Learn anything? Yeah, us either. But Gary Patterson's anagram does explain that face he's making.
Read more: Internet Anagram Server [Wordsmith.com]
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Hilarious! OBNUG just earned a bookmark from me. Keep up the awesome work, guys.
by Luke on Dec 11, 2008 9:11 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Hoorayy!!! What about the Broncos? I think I see anagrams, part deux!
by BroncoFever on Dec 11, 2008 9:38 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Does leathers buckle actually have a leather face? very fitting.
by BroncoZAG on Dec 11, 2008 9:46 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Very telling.
Sincerely,
Buff Thigh Gist…I mean…Fight Fight BSU
by FightFightBSU on Dec 11, 2008 9:58 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Ha. That is such a tragic anagram nickname. I do not envy you one bit.
Sincerely,
Navel Eek
by kevanlee on Dec 12, 2008 12:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ha! That is such a tragic anagram nickname. I do not envy you one bit.
Sincerely,
Navel Eek
by kevanlee on Dec 12, 2008 12:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Goodhandsman- Dang Nomad Hos
or
Shaman Dog Nod
by GHM on Dec 11, 2008 10:21 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Those nomad hos. Always causing trouble.
by kevanlee on Dec 12, 2008 12:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Pretendhuman: permanent duh….. ouch
by pretendhuman on Dec 13, 2008 9:11 PM PST reply actions 0 recs













