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Christmas gifts for the mustache aficionado on your list

Robb Akey's Christmas shopping just got a whole lot simpler, thanks to the Six-Way Mustache.

The $1.24 item can be molded into six different shapes, ranging from a handlebar to "the Pat Hill." And you know how you can tell it's quality? It attaches directly to your nose.

Turns out it sticks to your face not with spirit gum, like the old-timey spies used to do it, but with a little hidden plastic ring that clamps onto your septum.

If fake mustaches aren't your cup of tea this holiday season, then you might try checking out the OBNUG Store. You can get there by following the link in the header or by clicking on the links in this post. Stock up on Kellen Moore headline pun buttons, Jared Zabransky P.F. Chang's long-sleeve t-shirts, and much, much more. It's like the Hallmark store, minus the singing, magnet-kissing bears.

Shop early, shop often, and merry Christmas, OBNUGers.

Read more: A.V. Club's guide to holiday gifts [A.V. Club]

Shop: The OBNUG Store [CafePress.com]

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So, do I have to buy the "I am the OBNUG Intern" shirt? Or, do I have an inside track to getting one for free?

by OBNUG Intern on Dec 3, 2008 12:43 AM PST reply actions  

Making the interns pay for their own intern shirts is the only way to keep them submissive. Besides, you know that Z had to buy his own PF Changs uni with his hard-earned Jackson's bobblehead commerical dough.

by FightFightBSU on Dec 3, 2008 3:43 AM PST reply actions  

Hey Drew, are you looking for an Intern by chance? Kevan said that the off season was not going to be as busy, so I am looking for a way to make up for the missed hours. I'm really good at being an Intern! I can type good and do other stuff good too! I can find things if you need it and work well with others. By the way, did I mention that I like your blog, its the second one that I look at everyday!

by OBNUG Intern on Dec 3, 2008 3:51 AM PST reply actions  

Yay! Kellen Moore buttons to go around!

by obcircus on Dec 3, 2008 6:37 PM PST reply actions  

Well, I wanted it to be a surprise, but I guess I can tell you now. You'll be getting a free T-shirt in lieu of a Christmas bonus! Hey-o! See you at the company Christmas party at IHOP!

by kevanlee on Dec 3, 2008 7:20 PM PST reply actions  

As you wish, jks. I'll have the child labor sweatshop workers whip you up one. Check back tomorrow.

by kevanlee on Dec 3, 2008 7:28 PM PST reply actions  

I want the Kellen Moore shirt…but in the button style. Make the "Moore is Better" t-shirt!

by jahkass on Dec 3, 2008 7:58 PM PST reply actions  

Yessss! Free t-shirt and I get to go to the Christmas party too?! I love IHOP!

by OBNUG Intern on Dec 3, 2008 8:46 PM PST reply actions  

Your Kellen Moore t-shirt is ready.

by kevanlee on Dec 4, 2008 7:04 PM PST reply actions  

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