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Still working on it, sir. Do you still need me to take your Kellen Moore Jersey to the cleaners so it will be ready for the game Friday?

Way to be on top of things, intern. I will note this on your quarterly review.

Thank you, Sir! I will have your shoes polished by 5:00 pm. Anything else?

Thank you, Sir! Would it be too much to ask if I could have this Thursday off? Or, if not the whole day, at least a few hours in the late afternoon. You see, it's Thanksgiving and I have been putting in so many hours for you that I haven't seen my family in so long. If you would, I would be so appreciative, I will even make the hours up to you, somehow, some way.

Sounds to me like Bob Cratchet intern needs some time for the family… poor tiny Tim not doing so good? Well, there's going to be about 8 months coming up when there's little to no BSU news, so I think intern boy should just take one for the team.
 
Sincerely,
   Uncle Scrooge

Sounds to me like Bob Cratchet intern needs some time for the family… poor tiny Tim not doing so good? Well, there's going to be about 8 months coming up when there's little to no BSU news, so I think intern boy should just take one for the team and get to work.
  
Sincerely,
   Uncle Scrooge