Bold predictions for the week ahead

As tax day approaches, we are pretty glad that we did our taxes back in February instead of waiting until the last minute. The stress of taxes coupled with the depression of no Bronco football until August might have done us in. But now with the taxes out of the way, we can focus solely on that gaping hole in our hearts that can only be filled by endless re-watchings of the 2007 Fiesta Bowl DVD. Hurry up, August!

Here's what we see happening over the next few days.

• Shake-ups will continue in Bronco media coverage when the KTVB telelvision booth adds two local personalities in boxer Kenny Keene and 99-year-old J.R. Simplot and the Idaho Press-Tribune gives a sports column to that Caldwell teen who pulled a kid out of a burning car. Mr. Combs from Combs Car Corral will wait patiently by the phone.
  
  
• OBNUG will file income taxes for the amount of $4.73, earned via a donation from someone who thought we were a non-profit charity.
  
  
• Wanting to be more like Kellen Moore, hundreds of members of Bronco Nation will spend the next four months becoming left-handed.